[Aloof and autistic, yet sharp-tongued, but dedicated and attracted by x, love-quotient is negative, yet stupid-tongued, but pure love is offensive]
An Xun is a professional blind date analyst.
With his first-class professionalism and good service attitude, he has been awarded the company's gold medal employee for many years.
No one knows that Master An, who talks eloquently to customers every day, is actually a real maternity solo.
He neither believes in the purity of love nor hates the intrusion of his private sphere.
Recently, An Xun received a strange love counseling client.
According to the other party's description, the person he is pursuing is unsophisticated and extremely venomous. He worries about how to make the person smile more every day.
After understanding the situation, An Xun customized multiple plans for him.
But the strange thing is that no matter which solution is used, the customer will be informed of the failure after a few days.
An Xun also met a strange person recently.
Ever since they shared a seat at the bar, he seemed to always run into this person in various places.
Every time, this person would always make some strange noises and add a comment: "What a coincidence, we met again."
An Xun:... Do you think he is a fool?
Moreover, why do these movements have such a strong sense of déjà vu?
Unable to bear it, when the client once again sent a crying face emoticon that represented the failure of the plan, An Xun mercilessly poked the client's vest: [Sir, it's not fun to play tricks on others, please don't waste your time on me anymore. I will refund your consultation fee in full and let's call it a day.
The other side seems to want to quibble.
An Xun's patience ran out, so he pulled out the self-introduction provided by the other person and criticized it one by one, as if he was vowing to peel off the human skin from the white-bone demon's body and expose its dirty and sinister inside.
[Professional to open a company and start a business. This means that the income is unstable and bankruptcy may occur at any time]
[My parents run a factory in my hometown and have two houses and one car. It means that I am not able to buy a house here yet, which means that my entrepreneurial success is indeed not very good]
[I have a younger brother at home who is in junior high school. It means that your parents already know your sexual orientation and have given up on you. If you fail to start a business in the future, you will get limited assistance from your parents]
[To sum up, your conditions seem to be excellent, but in fact they are all big pitfalls. So why do you think I will be with you?
An Xun thought that if he spoke too hard, customers would retreat after seeing his true face of being a cold and philistine. Who knows, one night later, a message came from the other side: "I really like you."
Ps:
Gong is not as bad as Shou said, he is still very good. Shou deliberately interpreted the contents of his profile according to the worst case scenario, in order to make Gong's impression of him fall to the bottom, thereby achieving the purpose of forcing Gong to retreat.
Intention: fall in love