General copy: The story of the happy growth of an illiterate Suzhou beggar covered with fleas after being sold into slavery. He has always taken it as his own duty to cure his master's "stubborn illness", and has struggled throughout his life with unswerving determination!
Little Lizi accidentally touched the rim of the cup with her finger, so she was rewarded with the excellent Hangzhou Longjing tea.
Little Lizi deliberately touched the duck's neck with her finger, and then the whole plump and delicious roast duck was rewarded to her.
Little Lizi began to covet the master's fine pear wood carving incense bed all day long. As long as I... Hehehehehe... No, oh hahaha... Master, sorry, I put sheep shit under your soft pillow! !
Summary: Mysophobia is not a disease, it is really fatal to treat!
This article is joyful~relaxing~funny~not abusive~my mother~! I'm a newbie, I hope you can encourage me!
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Male Pig - Pei Yun (nickname: Money Losing Goods) Occupation: Painting + writing poetry + moaning for no reason (anyway, if you have money, you can do whatever you like)
Female pig - Luo Xiaoli (nickname: Xiaolizi) Occupation: beggar (later turned into a book boy, a maid and an errand boy...)