[Bohemian and careless vs. Black-minded and paranoid green tea attack]
As a non-mainstream member of the cannon fodder and dog-licking department in the fast-travel world, Jiang Qiyun's favorite thing is to save passers-by in various worlds. Others rely on saving the protagonist to score points and stay on the rich list, but Jiang Qiyun picks up rags and saves passers-by while serving as cannon fodder and dog-licking for the heartthrob protagonist.
Jiang Qiyun: This passerby is very poor. He is like me. Please save me. That passerby looks crazy and not a good person. Please save me...
System 031: Host, please play the role of a dog licker seriously and stay away from the life of passerby A!
Jiang Qiyun: Read, no reply, and blocked.
One day, on the way to lick the heartthrob protagonist, Jiang Qiyun found another poor passerby, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, pitiful. Jiang Qiyun kissed her without even thinking about opening his mouth!
After seducing someone but not expecting the whole world to collapse, Jiang Qiyun successfully canceled his account and escaped.
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The systems of the Quick Travel Bureau all know that their main god is a weirdo, and they like to play the role of a lot of passers-by on the roadside, saying that they want to understand the hard life of the people at the bottom.
But one day, the systems heard that their master was cheated in online dating? The other party not only cheated money and sex, but even openly ran away after cheating the Lord God! Leaving behind a collapsed world and a weak and helpless Lord God guarding an empty room alone!
The Lord God returned to his throne, and when he was furious, he discovered that his wife who had run away turned out to be an employee! So the evil master threw the little liar into the black hole in front of everyone.
Then, the Lord God quickly disappeared into the unclosed black hole, leaving only one sentence: "I don't know what kind of trouble the idiot will cause, so I'd better go and watch."
Public systems: Just now... It seemed like a big black mouse ran past?
Intention: soft spot