Q: How many steps can a roommate take to get ashore successfully?
A: Five steps.
1. Prepare a roommate who goes to sea.
2. Improve your status in the hearts of your roommates.
3. Do something that makes him jealous and emotional.
4. From misunderstanding to being willing to do it for you.
4. Swing the hook or close the net.
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Tong Xing, a penniless film and television post-production student, recently received a huge order worth tens of thousands of yuan - a video clip of an unknown Internet porn anchor showing his hands and abs.
He is not straight at all and his face turns yellow when he looks at the computer every day.
Until one day, his roommate, a top student, pressed him against the door, lifted up the hem of his shirt, revealing his perfect eight-pack abs and asked, "Have you had enough inspiration?"
Tong Xing: "?"
Internet porn is by my side?
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Yan Yu, the top student in the Department of Computer Science at QA University and the male god, is a faceless game anchor with cool skills.
But he is more famous for his hands and waist than his skills.
Yan Yu didn't take it seriously at first, until one day he discovered that his roommate was using his computer to gain inspiration for a certain Internet pornography big deal.
And this Internet pornographic person is him.
Yan Yu: "?"
Did I go to sea? How come I don't know?
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After the misunderstanding was resolved——
Yan Yu grabbed Tong Xing's wrists, pushed him against the corner of the street, and whispered in his ear: "So disappointed? I can't help you next time?"
Tong Xing: "..."
So, where is the reporting button in this world?
#I violated the rules, please format me thank you#
#This world can no longer tolerate me#
#Let me jump into the sea, no need to salvage, goodbye, I want to set sail#
Purpose: Good relationships are the driving force for progress
Coaching Starts with Building a Good Body [Infinite]