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Cold-faced, black-faced, amnesia-free, crazy criticism of gods, attack × 800 pounds of anti-skeleton, tsundere, business criticism of cats and dogs
Reality is the epitome of dreams, and dreams are an extension of reality.
No matter how many times I forget you, I will fall in love with you again the next time I meet you.
Copywriting 1;
The rumored Chi Mi is an absurd god who loves beauty. There are many romantic anecdotes among the people that he once fell in love with a beauty, got married personally, and even got married in the mortal world.
When an ancient courtesan witnessed the rumored scene in his dream, everyone asked: Is it true or false?
Chi Mi: It is true.
Everyone (raising their mobile phones): Oh my god, I've tasted the real thing from ancient times!
Copywriting two:
As soon as Chi Mi opened his eyes from the chaos, he was kidnapped by a notorious demon named Tan Qizhen. The demon said to him: You died early in your last life and owed me 20,000 dried fish and 6,000 pigeons. How do you want to compensate?
Chi Mi: What evidence do you have?
Devil: A scumbag who always gives up and never repays his debts!
In order to pay off the debt, Chi Mi became the devil's bodyguard. The devil was satisfied and stepped on Chi Mi's hand like a reward.
One day, Chi Mi said to the devil: I remember you.
The demon's cat ears and tail stood up.
Chi Mi: You took my hydrangea and accepted my betrothal gift, but you ran away from home. You were the one who started the chaos and finally gave up.
Devil's Mistress: There's no need to settle old scores like this again!
Excerpts from Tan Qizhen's diary: I was the proud son of heaven, but I was harmed by others. Fortunately, I survived the disaster, but I was devoured by a cunning marriage thief. After that, he escaped and lost his memory!
This time, I was reborn, albeit as a cat (crossed out).
This time, I want to take back everything that belongs to me!
If you want to hear my revenge plan, please shout out our slogan: The Holy Fire Shines, the Holy Fire Shines. All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!
Food guide:
1. Year on year, 1v1, he
2. Two lines of past and present life, interspersed with a lot of memories.
3. Private devices are flying all over the place, and people are writing nonsense before they wake up from the wine.
Update every other day.
I really can't write copy orz
It's probably a story about an old couple who had passed their 20th golden wedding anniversary, and then they started to fall in love with their children while fighting monsters and finding out the truth.
Mine Clearance: Please clear mines by yourself.
Intention: peace and love
