Continuation 1: The copy of "The Technique Is Actually a Shitty Emoticon" is at the bottom.
Continuation 2: "What is the world of magic?"
My name is Hasano Chizuru, a system, after being thrown into human society, I drew that kind of comics: D
Probably because the painting was too astringent, I was kicked into the world of magic by the super cute cat in my house that barked whenever I was touched.
Good news: I seem to be peer-bound.
Bad news: My colleagues seem to have kidnapped 295 and even want me to attack him.
Even worse news: My colleague Baoyan knows 5t5 very well and he is guaranteed to win the strategy. I suspect that the system is pretended to be Xia You.
When I followed his prompts and sent a love letter to dk5, Arrogant Bai Mao signed his name on the love letter and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, I am so handsome and the strongest, it is normal for you Qianhe to admire me!"
When I followed his prompts and asked dk5 to be alone, Arrogant Bai Mao handed me the mission statement from the General Director's Department: "Since you strongly request it, Qianhe, I can only let today's auxiliary supervisor take leave~"
I was very angry, stared at my ability to extract Sese labels, and decided to do it hard.
Post him a "beautiful body and soft body that is easy to push down" (▼ dishes ▼#)
Unexpectedly, my system was not happy and showed its cards to me. He said——
[Chizuru, I am Satoru too~ Attack me and leave him alone! ]
I:?
Aren't you Xia You?
Just when I was pulled into the realm of life by the Gojo system to prove myself, DK Satoru broke in.
The young man's silver hair was flying in the wind, flamboyant and wanton, and the tips of his ears were red. He stared at himself eleven years later: "What, the old man is so messed up that he doesn't even have a body, and he still wants to get his hands on Qianhe. Of course Qianhe likes me the most~"
He ordered with a sticky voice, and the neon light in his blue eyes flickered: "As my girlfriend, Qianzhe, why don't you come and kiss me!"
"No." The mature man said in a low voice, "I discovered Chizuru first, and I will kill you now!"
They grabbed my wrist at the same time, and then a blush appeared on their faces at the same time. The same pale blue eyes were filled with water, filled with the same desire, and their suppressed sobs made me stunned.
Me: ... Two... Two? ∑(OvO!!)
***
Small theater 1:
When Hasano was teasing Shenzi, he unfortunately triggered the cg keyword.
The two people who were chatting were suddenly drawn to the wall by a strange force.
The five extreme reactions opened the field instantly. Their eyes met, and they saw the confusion and shock in the other person's eyes.
Hasano Chizuru, who was forced to the wall and had three broken ribs: ... Who is that! Why are you blushing? What's the matter with closing your eyes and kissing me? ! ... Nmd My body functions are almost gone! !
Everyone passing by looked out from behind the wall: They... Don't want that, right? ! Chizuru really loves Satoru very much.
Glass: Hello! She seems to be vomiting blood... And is about to die, can't you see?
Small theater 2:
On the first day that Inujuan entered the Curse High School, he heard his wife Qianhe sigh: "If you use this skill on me, I can't imagine how strong I will be..."
A simple dog roll doesn't know why.
Until he saw his master's wife fighting, she dared to put any shameless labels on her opponents, and Gojuan seemed to have been opened to a new world——
Silently replaced the too violent words such as "Go to hell!" And "Explode!" Into short sentences that are painful and social.
Including but not limited to "taking off pants", "throwing out clothes", "dancing Shao dance"...
Since then, Gojuan has become famous in one battle and has become a nightmare for a new generation of magicians.
At the beginning, the spellcasters said: Hahahaha, what the hell is a spell caster? You can only use it as an auxiliary.
Later: That's enough for you. It would be very embarrassing for a curser to have diarrhea and death. You're playing really dirty...
#Was born to be kissed to death by Mommy#
#There is no lower limit in magic than there is no bottom line in morality#
#Seducing each other can't get the other person's point, you've had enough! #
#295 Teach me step by step strategy 175#
#They all hate each other for being a piece of wood#
Food tips:
(1) The male protagonist Wu Ge, there will be a certain timeline confusion due to many private settings (highlighted) The default survival line for all members, the original plot will be magically changed, anyway Wu Wu is reborn QAQ
(2) The heroine is formerly a system, so there are many confusing operations, she is very bold, she is a severe cat addict, her brain circuit is not normal, she is a chaotic and kind person, she only does what she thinks is right.
(3) Third person in the text, OOC warning, highlighted above, don't force yourself if you don't like it, and don't tell me specifically, just see you again if you are destined to be in the world TAT
(4) Put a brain storage place.
The copy was written on April 3, 2024.
Copywriting of "The Technique Is Actually a Shitty Picture Emoticon Pack".
My name is Chihori Fujitani, a magician. Recently, I have awakened a strange magic spell.
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Technique: Roll out used emoticons to assist in combat.
I recalled the emoticons I had used, and my eyes went dark——
Because I am introverted and fearful in real life, but when I wear a vest and go online, I am wild and unrestrained. The emoticons I use are so outrageous that I let myself go wildly.
I can tell with my toes that the card pool is full of garbage, and the things rolled out are unlikely to contain good things, so I concealed this ability and honestly acted as the tail end of the high school.
Unfortunately, God did not fulfill his wish. One day, on my way home, I bumped into the murder scene of the Zen Yuan family where God and the Tyrant killed each other.
He found me, and judging from his expression, he probably planned to kill me too. In order to survive, I had to use magic.
The emoji that popped up was "Is my brother here?" Look at "beep——". Jpg]
When I accepted the challenge nervously and apprehensively, Tianhe Tyrant, who was holding a knife with murderous intent and wanted to kill me, rushed over and took off his pants...
Me:... If you can be with a rich woman, you really have the capital_(:з∠)_.
He:? !
In short, I didn't die, and I also discovered the magical power of the technique>U<
When fighting against the six-eyes that I haven't dealt with since I was a child, if I can't do it without any lower limit, I will roll the emoticon package.
Fortunately, I got [average, not sentimental enough. Jpg]
The six eyes that I was fighting with, fighting each other, unexpectedly... (*/ω\*) Oh~Trouble~
After feasting my eyes on it, I couldn't help but complain: It doesn't look obvious, but you really have something!
His face turned red: Does Chihori like to watch it that much? Just show it to you, okay~
Me:?
During a cleanup of curse spirits organized by the General Directorate, I was beaten so badly by the dog because I couldn't defeat it. I rolled out crying [Go to see your erotic website. Jpg].
The super-level curse spirit that originally wanted to kill me immediately gave up on beating me and turned around and entered a human Internet cafe!
This opens the door to a new world...
I couldn't win in front of everyone. I was disgraced and felt a little unable to hold my head up.
But the top brass in the magic world unanimously recognized my ability.
And I was rated as a special magician, and my salary was doubled<(*▽*)>
Until——
I couldn't stand the massive missions, so I and the sb black-hearted leader followed me when my strange bangs defected at the same time: "Take me with you! I also want to overthrow this world OvO!"
Wei Liu Hai was extremely moved at the same time: Chiho Ri... And I are indeed the same kind of people, and we will always be together.
I:?
The general manager was furious and sent Liu Yan, who was not dealing with me, to arrest us.
After he caught us, he didn't beat me. Instead, he reached over me, grabbed his best friend, who was my weird bangs, and beat him violently at the same time.
He also said that it was okay to mess around on his own, but he even brought Chihori with him.
As if she was sick, she complained to me in a coquettish tone, full of grievance: Chiho is so ruthless~ She left me and Glass like this.
Under his "unclear" stare, in order not to be beaten into a pig head like Xia You, I used magic to roll out the emoticons again.
Who would have thought that [Brother Caowo. Jpg] would appear on the page: D
Looking at the two people approaching me, I...
May I ask?
The god in charge of magic, how come this skill also involves self-inflicted damage?
Faced with such a scene, I just want to say...
Just two!
That's weird, I ran away——
Intention: Have the courage to face difficulties at all times.