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Text of this article: Luo Ze has been very troubled recently. He is doing a good job as a judge in the underworld, but some wicked person has donated hundreds of thousands of merits to him in the human world.
These merits and virtues are like auspicious clouds that support him, making him as bright as a hundred thousand watt light bulbs in the cold and dark underworld. In the past, the living soul knelt in front of him, just stating his past and complaining about his grievances. Now it is better, and he has made a wish instead...
"Please sir, please bless me to be rich and powerful in my next life. I will set a small goal every day..."
"I wish to win the heart of one person and stay together forever."
"I want to be reincarnated as a panda in my next life. I don't have to do anything and everyone will pamper me..."
Luo Ze felt more and more like the bastard in the wishing well.
With his performance at the bottom, Luo Ze was despised by the King of Hell and thrown into the mortal world: "Don't come back until all your merits are gone."
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When Luo Ze in the human world was graduating from college, he suddenly developed spiritual intelligence and knew that he was the reincarnation of a judge.
It's very simple to return to the underworld - just scatter all the hundreds of thousands of merits in your body.
There are many ways to spread merit, including killing people, setting fires, robbing banks...
It's a pity that Luo Ze is a good person and he can't do these things.
What method can be used to spread merit without doing bad things? Luo Ze came up with a good idea - to reveal the secret.
In order to reveal the secret as much as possible, Luo Ze started a live broadcast and changed his fate online.
"You'll be bald."
"You are sick."
"You... Want to collapse the house."
But the merit is scattered again and again. Hey, how come you still bring it back?
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Emotional line:
Bi Changhuai has been very troubled recently. His Taoist companion went to the underworld to reincarnate but failed to come back as scheduled.
When the kid inquired, it turned out that the Taoist monk was too good and after drinking Meng Po soup, he was tricked by the Lord of Hell into becoming a judge.
So I smashed hundreds of thousands of merits in anger, let's see how you can still act as a judge!
Good news: Taoist companion is back.
Bad news: Taoist couple still wants to go back to the underworld, so he started a live broadcast of fortune telling, intending to dissipate all his merits.
So he tried his best to help him solve the problem.
Taoist couple: Hey, who is this blind person who dares to block my way to hell?
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Small theater
-But I will forget you every time I come back.
-It's okay, I'll remember us.
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This story is pure nonsense, the characters are all for plot purposes, please do not take it seriously.
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Please pre-order "Fortune telling in the entertainment industry is listened to"
Xia Chi, an 18th-tier actor, awakened his bloodline overnight and discovered that he could tell fortunes.
He calculated for himself that he would be framed by his friends, his parents would be stabbed in the back, his investments would explode, and then his reputation would be ruined, and he would die miserably in jail...
Um...
He decided to change his life against the will of heaven
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Xia Chi, who is a fortune teller, always predicts other people's bad luck. He is still debating whether to tell the other person, but he doesn't know that his voice has been overheard by others.
[Big star, you are already pregnant with a baby, how can you still film a slap scene? Do you want blood splattered three feet away?
[Director, aren't you tired from carrying a few ghosts on your back every day?
[Hey, this character is going to be great. Aran picked up a big leak, even though your head is a little green.
Xia Chi looked at the dire straits in the entertainment industry, with everyone having a thunderous head, and decided that he should lie down and calm down.
But lying down, why did it explode?
Purpose: There is justice in the world
