[Hp]mom! Someone Is Eating People!

The story of the madman and the philosopher. As expected, it should be a long story. They are like gourmets meeting a chef, with all their emotions and desires except appetite. . "…Because Mette seems to be carefree, what could be her worries?" "Eight months ago... It was not being able to eat at night." "What now?" "The meat brought in in the middle of the night is undercooked." "Eh?" "Then it became a matter of making me who I am." "So being woken up in the middle of the night is...?" "Cook meat dishes for her." . Otilia Peleczech has written letters to the President of the International Obscurus Relief Society, the German Minister of Magic, the Minister of Cooperation between Wizards and Muggles, and the wizard leader Gellert Grindelwald who is listed on the Chocolate Frog Card in textbooks alongside Albus Dumbledore, the greatest white wizard of this century, and on all occasions where either of them is mentioned. She asked: "Can I write a romance novel based on you and Professor Dumbledore?" He replied: "Okay√" She replied: "Thank you." In 1991, Harry Potter found a copy of "Summer in the Valley and Missing Roses" deep in the potions cabinet. From then on, the wild, erotic and seductive side of literature... Did not unfold. After Lily heard that he had obtained the book, she hurriedly transported the book back to Godric's Hollow for 800 miles. It is reported that the book is accompanied by six letters from the creator soliciting opinions on the prototype, with clear signatures: Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore. Only the creator's signature was torn off. . Nomia May is unique in strength and means. Otilia never cared about these words before that incident. Until she watched Nomia blow a man's head off with her fist. Otilia: Huh? . Nomia thought Otilia looked like a lesbian until Otilia met Jane (she was still Jane Trelawny at that time) Nomia suddenly realized: Oti is a lesbian. Beautiful, love watching. Nomia was happy. Oti, whose life has always been based on survival, spends hundreds of millions to buy luxury cars, just so that she will always have the confidence to stand tall and the ability to just throw away her bag. She realized: Oti is actually a god of war who pursues pure love. Nomia was high again. It wasn't until Otilia was surrounded by a group of women that she realized her love. The heartthrob loves the God of War, I understand. She was high again. And again and again until. "Jane, your happiness lies in this second now and in the next second in the future. Don't worry, I have everything." Nomia was high again. It turns out Jane married someone else. She was heartbroken. . On Halloween in 1980, Otilia and Nomia stood under the ivy wall and discussed where to go to study for a few more years. In the summer of 1991, Harry Potter turned from a baby to an 11-year-old wizard, and the two of them were still discussing where to study. . I originally started the Sequoia News because I was unhappy with the Daily Prophet. Otilia because she was a prophet herself, Nomia because she hated newspapers. So they and other girls ganged up to commit crimes, ah no, worked together to make "Sequoia News: Unending Love and Beauty" The half-naked man wearing a black belt in the magazine shocked a 16-year-old girl at Hogwarts. . Nomia Met was in the Czech Republic when she saw a female couple. Black hair and almost pure white blonde hair. Nomia: Hehe. Then she remembered that Jane was married. Nomia: It hurts. That night she received news: Jane and @*@_-;_(forgot the name) man were divorced. She opened a bottle of wine on the spot. Nomia: That's the girl! Same! Cool! . Nomia was shy about her love of cannibalism until she met an excellent psychiatrist named Hannibal. She loved his cooking of human flesh, it was just as good as Oti's. . After Otilia appeared on the Chocolate Frog card, many people questioned her maliciously, and one of them sent her a large amount of smelly and corrosive pus. Injured her dog. She calmly went to the other party's house to show him what the strength of a spell master was and what the top gold content of 185 Merlin Siren Order badges was. From then on everyone shut up about her. . One Sir Merlin badge might be cool, but 185 would not. ——Nomia Meite. "Ma'am, it's 186 now." "Really?" "187." . Otilia Pileczak entered the Chocolate Frog card with the title of "the one who has won the most badges of the Order of Merlin". And Jane Berry has her own Chocolate Frog card as the person who has won the most badges and ribbons of the Order of Merlin. There is a bad joke in the wizarding world: If you think the plan adapts perfectly to the changes, then look at the Otilia Peleczech card you got three days ago - you need to add three to the ones position. . It is reported that a man named Wood once rushed to Nomia Meter and begged her to play Quidditch. It was later confirmed that there was more than one person. It was the entire team that played Quidditch with Nomia Mate. . The perfect life of Nomia Met. The legendary life of Otilia Pileczak. The amazing Jean Berry. —————————— In fact, it is a wonderful story about slapping Voldemort with the left hand, stepping on the dark wizard with the foot, and opening the prison door with the right hand to protect the dog. It sounds lofty at the beginning but in fact the two heroines are very abstract. This story contains elements of GGADhe, and the protagonist is moderately cool, with fighting skills that can compete with Lao Deng, but many people hate them. In addition, Voldemort in this story will die in a very creative way. Pay special attention to the copywriting: Diners meeting top chefs is more than just a metaphor. One of the protagonists really eats people, and the other protagonist really does it to her. Keep out the bad, the article will say: "You might like his thighs (meat)." "Actually, I like his butt (meat) better." "He went there to get stuffed." Concept: The Amazing Jean Berry