I don't know how many years after his death, Uris climbed out of the coffin and fell into silence looking at the messy tomb.
Damn tomb robber!
Even if they stole the funerary objects, they even didn't let go of the diamonds on the coffin!
When Uris, who was impoverished and hungry, heard that the mainland post office provided food and accommodation, he immediately devoted himself to the postal industry and became a glorious postman.
On his first day on the job, Uris offended all his colleagues and bosses to death with just three sentences.
Looking at the mailing addresses on the task list that spanned the east, west, north, and south of the mainland, Uris made a decisive decision to go to Dragon Island to kidnap a dragon to help him work.
As soon as the Dragon King heard that he wanted to raise a dragon, he immediately gave his grandson, the golden dragon Erode, to Uris.
Yangou Uris was fascinated by the glittering, majestic and handsome dragon, and made a contract without thinking about anything.
After leaving Dragon Island, he discovered that this seemingly awesome dragon was actually a foodie who didn't even dare to kill a chicken, but could swallow a whole cow!
Uris looked up to the sky and roared: The dragon's heart is not ancient!
In order to support himself and his rags-to-riches, Uris, who was so smart but was mistaken for his cleverness, had to work harder and strive to open a post office of his own as soon as possible.
Later, everyone on the entire continent knew that there was an omnipotent [Disaster Disaster Post Office], and countless strange commissions began to pour in to Uris.
Secretary: "The president of the Adventurer's Guild wants to send a bag of ingredients to the bottom of the Maze of Wraiths."
Uris: "Take it."
Little secretary: "Duke Farah wants to send a suona to the war zone between humans and demons."
Uris: "Take it."
Little secretary: "The monarch of the Well Empire wants to send a letter of challenge to the Demon King's City. Can you accept this as well?"
Uris raised the table and cursed angrily: "What the hell, why didn't he let me just help him chop down the devil?"
Somehow these words reached the ears of the new Demon King, scaring her so much that she almost abdicated on the spot.
Demon King: "I really don't want this unlucky throne!"
Small Theater 1: The Working Demon King
Because the few rice buckets raised at home were too good to eat, Uris was forced to accept the king's commission.
When Uris arrived at the Demon King's City with the letter of challenge, the Demon King was still in a meeting, so he thoughtfully went to the Demon King's office to wait, only to find that the walls were all hung with the Demon King's calligraphy works.
Looking at the devil's beautiful and neat handwriting, Uris thought that the big customers complained about the ugly blackboard writing at the disaster relief post office, and he couldn't help but want to recruit.
When the Demon King saw Uris, he thought he was here to chop him, and his legs were weak from fear. However, he heard him say: "Are you interested in working in my post office? Work nine to five, with weekends off..."
Before he could finish speaking, the Demon King replied: "Yes, yes, yes! Big yes!"
Is it the benefits that matter?
No, it's life!
Uris gave the Demon King a letter of appointment on the spot, and then walked away with the receipt signed by the Demon King.
The Demon King regained his composure, looked at the letter of appointment in his hand, raised his hand and gave himself a few slaps: "Why don't you practice well? You must practice calligraphy!"
The copy was published on May 5, 2024, and has been screenshotted and saved.
——The world is in tatters, and the knights mend it.
Intention: We must do what we promise.