After the Fishing Beauty and Her Ex Agreed to Get Married

[Pre-receipt: "Why is my mind being read again!" ""I became popular in the underworld by relying on my metaphysics live broadcast"] Yu Xingran returned from studying abroad and heard the news about Gu Yanzhi at the reception banquet. "Gu Yanzhi is handsome, has money, and his career is booming. There are countless people chasing him." "Xingran, do you still have contact?" Yu Xingran: "Contact a ghost, your qualified ex is as if he is dead." As a result, Yu Xingran met the dead Gu Yanzhi in the new company in the first week after joining the company. Yu Xingran: "..." * Colleagues in the design department made a new discovery. Since Yu Xingran joined the company, Mr. Gu, who has been sexually frigid for many years, has been passing by the design department more frequently. In this regard, Yu Xingran thought that Gu Yanzhi was provoking! Therefore, when Gu Yanzhi sent out an invitation to get married by agreement, Yu Xingran agreed without much hesitation. There is no reason why he should not accept it if he is asked to take revenge. He wanted Gu Yanzhi to fall in love with him again, and then dump him as ruthlessly as Gu Yanzhi dumped him when Gu Yanzhi couldn't stop. The first trick in the fishing manual: wet your body, lure and seduce√ The second move: subdue, seduce, and seduce√ …… * Gu Yanzhi once had a boyfriend who was good-looking and good at acting coquettishly, and he directly made Young Master Gu become a pervert. He even planned a happy life after marriage, but Yu Xingran left the country without saying a word and even blocked him and deleted him. But when Yu Xingran appeared again, instead of being angry, annoyed and aggrieved, the strongest thought in Gu Yanzhi's heart was: How to deceive someone into getting married? Friend: "Fuck, aren't you a love brain?" Gu Yanzhi said harshly: "I want to take revenge on him." Not long after, my friend asked, "How is your revenge going?" Mr. Gu, who was busy choosing sexy pajamas for his wife and unlocking new positions, said: "Don't make any noise, I have my own rhythm." [Easy to break defenses, a domineering tyrant with a deadly attack × a tough-tongued but beautiful woman who knows how to tease] ＊Gong is a bad-tempered young man who has lost all his patience. He likes playing cross-dressing games with his wife and is keen on buying her beautiful clothes. Pre-collection 1: "Why is my mind being read again?" Once Lu Xian passed through the book, he became a cannon fodder for the country that was about to be destroyed. System: If you don't change the outcome of the country's subjugation, you will die for the country. When he came through, the incompetent and incompetent old emperor was seriously ill, the four princes were unwilling to make progress, and there was no successor to the country. Lu Xian: Great! It's a useless nest, we're doomed. * The princes recently discovered that the pretentious and unworthy Taifu was no longer a monster. But things get even weirder. They were forced to get up early to study. When they were drowsy, a sharp explosion suddenly sounded in their minds—— Ah! ! I killed pigs in my previous life, but I teach in this life! My life is so miserable. Princes: "???" Wucao, what the hell is that squeaking? However, this was just the beginning, and then they heard again—— Shocked! The eldest prince skipped class to go hunting and was treated like a prey! ? Stimulate! The second prince skipped class and had a secret meeting with a beautiful woman, and his butt was burned! ? Wow! The third prince skipped class to go horse racing and broke his third leg! ? … Princes: Oh, alarmist! ! A few days later—— The eldest prince was wounded by an arrow; the second prince smelled of burnt skin; the third prince was on crutches. They were physically disabled but strong in spirit, holding Lu Xian's hand with tears in their eyes: "Teacher!! I was wrong. I want to learn too much now, want to work too hard, and want to work hard!" Lu Xian: "...?" I don't know, they rolled up for no reason. Later—— The eldest prince became a general, the second prince became the minister of Dali Temple, the third prince became the richest businessman, and the little prince ascended to the throne. They held Lu Xian's hand tightly and cried with gratitude, "Teacher, listen to me and thank you." Lu Xian, who did nothing, said: "?" ＊ The mission was inexplicably accomplished. Lu Xian was about to run away, but turned around and ran into the little emperor's arms. His eyes were like poisonous snakes spitting out messages. Lu Xian was so shocked that his hair stood on end. He heard a "click" and the cold anklet clasped around his ankle. "Teacher, there are so many bad people out there who are coveting you, the only way to stay safe is by my side." Lu Xian: "?" How could his most adorable and easy-to-coax student turn into a dark and crazy person? ! The pretending to be innocent and harmless, the really dark and crazy emperor attack Pre-collection 2: "I became famous in the underworld [entertainment circle] by relying on my metaphysics live broadcast" [The crazy dog attack who only behaves in front of Shou × the long-haired and cool beauty Shou who can see ghosts] Lu Liang has a secret, he can see ghosts. One day, he was invited to participate in a horror variety show live broadcast and became the only amateur among the stars. The first day of broadcast—— [Materialism comes to check in] [How scary can a domestic variety show be? Dolls knocked on the door in the middle of the night, oil paintings of smiling figures, ghosts breaking through the mirror... Everyone trembled, only Lu Liang responded calmly with a talisman. At the end of the first issue, the audience was stunned, subverting their cognition: [I'm timid and love watching, but luckily I have a beautiful face to calm my shock] [Sisters, having a boyfriend who can catch ghosts makes you feel extremely safe] [Sisters and sisters want it, so do brothers and sisters] Lu Liang looked calm: "We must believe in science." Audience:… * The live broadcast of the variety show became so popular that even the unemployed ghosts in the underworld started to watch the horror variety show. What they like most is watching Lu Damei grab the devil with a knife in her hand. The only downside is... They can see the spirit behind which the human audience cannot see, and they are always following the great beauty. Tea talk: "The devils are all bad things. Unlike me, I will only listen to my brother's words." … "Brother, are you in love? I'll be your damn wife." "I'm already looking forward to our wedding, so when will you die?" Lu Liang: "People and ghosts have different paths, please respect yourself." All the ghosts: "Bah, you are so shameless. A great beauty must be beautiful alone!" * When the wandering ghosts in the underworld heard that the new King of Hell was untouchable, they got angry and criticized him like crazy. On the day of welcoming the King of Hell, the entire underworld was cautious, but they discovered: The bad-tempered and crazy king of hell turned out to be—— In variety shows, there is only a behind-the-scenes person who is attentive : D. The copy was saved on 2024,3.28 Concept: A rough life can also be decorated with fine details