Pre-collection of the text "Ex-Husband of the Movie King, Stealing Dogs Online", the copy is at the end, please give me a little [collection]~
——Copywriting of this article——
The hot-tempered female protagonist × the black-faced green tea male protagonist
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Wen Shurou, who had been working as a worker for many years, stayed up late reading novels on the first day of her resignation and died suddenly.
Good news, she is alive again through books.
The bad news found its way into the old sadistic novels she read, in which bosses tortured the heart, yanderes abused the body, and Neptune raised fishes. The heroine of the sadistic novel also happens to be named Wen Shurou.
The good news is that she is gentle and gentle, has a pretty face, has a machine gun tongue, and is the best in the national server. If it doesn't work, her purple belt is not just a decoration.
Crazy Pi Ba always held her in his arms: Woman, did you drug me? No matter life or death, you can only be mine!
Wen Shurou pushed the person away three meters: I wanted to die, but I felt that there was someone else who deserved it!
The yandere doctor's dog eyes attack and launch: Sister, I didn't mean it, I just love you too much.
The joints of Wen Shurou's hands were pinched so hard that they crackled: Hitting means kissing, scolding, and love. Let's see if I can't beat you to death!
Neptune's lawyer has ambiguous physical contact: Is this lady alone tonight?
Wen Shurou rolled her eyes and rolled her head: Otherwise? I'm afraid half a person will come out and scare you to death!
Wen Shurou, who made a fortune by rectifying the three people, turned to the plot when she proposed a large Shura field, and found the senior brother Bai Yueguang who took in the heroine in the original text.
Wen Shurou: Senior brother, I have no way to escape, please take me in.
Bai Yueguang: Junior sister, aren't you still facing death?
Wen Shurou: Senior brother, are you possessed by something dirty?
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Bai Yueguang, Shen Xiuning, the heroine of the ancient sadistic novel, the day she woke up, the rain was so heavy, it was heavier than the day Qi Guiren was beaten to death.
The woman running wildly in the rain and laughing, "I, Wen Hansan, am back again" seems to be the heroine Wen Shurou in the book.
Shen Xiuning (indifferent): Does she have that serious illness?
Watching Wen Shurou change her tolerant attitude, punch the crazy boss, kick the yandere doctor, and angrily attack Lawyer Neptune.
Shen Xiuning (looking at it): It's interesting.
Shen Xiuning, who had been watching the melon eating, never thought that even if he knew that he died in a car accident, he would one day be involved in the situation.
However, the former little white flower seemed to be about to die from his poisonous tongue.
No, he had to pour some tea to save it.
Shen Xiuning: Rourou, their Shura fields are so fierce. Unlike me, they will only pay silently for you!
Crazy Boss/Yandere Doctor/Neptune Lawyer: If you fall into the river in the morning, the whole city can drink Longjing in the afternoon!
Wen Shurou: You are not allowed to talk about senior brother like that!
Food Guide
1. There is no logic in ancient sadomasochism novels, and neither does the heroine in the book.
2. The heroine is self-interested and has low morals. Please don't complain.
3. Please save your mind before reading, thank you.
——Advance receipt copy——
The funny Internet celebrity ex-wife whose dog was stolen × the shady actor's ex-husband who stole the dog
Reunion after breaking the mirror/Sand sculpture cookie/The scene of the amnesiac ex-husband breaking the defense
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Zhu Hui, an Internet celebrity whose name has not been found.
Until one day, she became popular.
Because when she was live broadcasting, there were dogs in the picture.
Not only is there a dog, but there is also the actor who is stealing her dog, He Xun.
The hot searches have become a mess. In terms of quality and morality, Zhu Hui chose to spit out the fragrance: "Ex-husband, have you suffered from intermittent cerebellar cramp syndrome again?"
He Xun's hand holding the dog's head stopped, "Brother ex-husband?"
The parents of the He family arrived just in time, "Hui Hui, one day brings a hundred days of kindness between husband and wife, but a hundred days of kindness between husband and wife deepens the hatred between husband and wife, bah - so much kindness. This guy has lost his memory and thinks you haven't divorced yet!"
Zhu Hui: ... Serve her the porridge that is on the hot search.
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He Xun stole a dog for the first time, and Zhu Hui began to find this person.
Although it is a fan group established for her by black fans.
He Xun stole the dog for the second time, and Zhu Hui took over the advertisement.
Although it is a kidney X-ray.
He Xun stole the dog for the third time. Zhu Hui's live broadcast room was full of He Xun's fans playing Rockets, and they didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, "Pretty sister, please don't give him this dog!"
He Xun stole a dog for the Nth time, and Zhu Hui received an invitation to record a variety show.
Although the show is called "The Indomitable Dog Man"
Oh, she missed the ",", which is a dog and a man.
Zhu Hui shrugged: It's not bad for her!
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He Xun, a well-known veteran actor and actor with zero scandals in the entertainment industry, had almost no dark spots in his life for the first twenty-seven years.
But only almost.
He has a childhood sweetheart who scored 25 points on the high school math test, a girlfriend who failed three subjects in college, a wife who cooks and cooks in the kitchen, and an ex-wife who has never been found.
All the above are the same person
——Zhu Hui.
Until one day, he regretted it.
Before losing his memory, he loved her, and after losing his memory, he still loved her.
Besides, it wasn't him who lost his memory.
In a conversation with someone, the last message was two years ago.
The grinning dog head on the left side of the screen seemed to be mocking him.
Dog head?
Dog?
Motto: Destiny is in your own hands