This article is short, oriented toward daily life, and takes a humorous route.
0927'S mouth is like a poisoned knife. I suspect that his language system is infected with a virus.
"0927 Evaluation Record (Excerpt)"
I have developed a detailed and thorough weight loss plan and decided to start it today. For this reason, I specially activated the highest-level execution command and ordered 0927 to make this task the first priority. His expression was very dull and he didn't even receive a word. I suspected that there was something wrong with his receiver.
"Master, you have issued similar instructions 15 times in the past three months and canceled the instructions as the top administrator after different time periods. The shortest time was 3 hours, 7 minutes and 56 seconds, and the longest time was 734 hours, 9 minutes and 05 seconds."
"After analysis, it is concluded that the instructions you issued are inefficient instructions. Do you want to continue executing them?"
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——When I make up for the loss——
"I saw that your favorite band will perform at Xingyue Square again next week. Will you be allowed a day off then?"
0927 Remained unmoved.
"I heard that there may be free signed albums given away at the event! If you don't go, I will..."
Before I could finish speaking, a tall figure flashed over.
The next second, I felt my body become lighter.
0927Pick me up!
Obviously, he accepted my sincerity and was very happy.
"Put me down, 0927. Who did you learn this way of expressing happiness from?"
"And your favorite robot: Lan. Don't you want me to be like him?"
Slander! This is simply slander!
What a 0927, I still remember this one. And how is this tone different from the yin and yang?
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