Close the stem, close the stem
Collect the bad stories, the bad stories, the stories that no one wants.
Replace stainless steel basin
Savior's private photo
Xueba's exclusive learning secrets
Ronald's Ultimate Collector's Edition Golden Eyelashes (can be dyed)
Mag brand cat teasing stick
Dumbledore endorsement dental clinic signed photo
Sijiao out-of-print limited edition hair shampoo card
Hage Gourmet Food Free Gold Medal
Draco's beautiful photos (crossed out) (This one doesn't exist) (This one really doesn't exist!)
The big secret in the back of Professor Quirrell's head (this piece was burned with a big black hole by black magic)
Tom provides one-to-one tutoring
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A passing Hogwarts student: Give me a stainless steel basin, thank you.
The author is mentally disturbed, OOC warning, personal settings are flying all over the place, golden fingers are spreading wildly, his brain is broken through the ceiling, the writing is blinding and illiterate and drives elementary school students to death, and the plot is shocking to everyone.
I solemnly swear that I will not do bad things.
Purpose: Love and Peace