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I was a social beast who died suddenly while working overtime in my previous life. In this life, I just want to idle around and wait to die. I refuse 996, refuse to work overtime, and refuse to work nine to five. I just want to lie down and be a salted fish. There are thousands of salted fish in the world, but I am not the least of them. Fortunately, God had been kind to him. He was reborn in a family that loved food and drink. The only trouble was that his male body turned into a female body. But this was nothing. On the contrary, it was better. He could finally sit back and eat openly and wait to die. The ladies of ancient times would never leave the house, embroidering flowers, playing the piano, and at most fluttering butterflies. This was very in line with his wishes. Anyway, he never wanted to move in this life. He would never stand if he could sit, he would never sit if he could lie down, and he would never use his brain as long as he opened his mouth and had something to eat. But…. My father was involved in the Nidishan silver mine case and was fined for having his house confiscated; my mother was involved in the real and fake prince case, which led to the entire family being raided; my brother was on the wrong side of the heir apparent and was implicated; my sister... And he has one soul and two bodies, working two jobs! Snippet: Resurrection is still a social beast: Ma Tong, I will never work again! One person works two jobs, no salary, no holidays, no year-end bonus, not even five insurances and one housing fund, and he keeps working overtime to wipe his butt everywhere. I'm not a machine, I quit! System: As I said, my name is No. 88, And my Chinese surname is Ma. I call it System. Don't always miss a word. Okay, if you don't want to do it, don't do it. Aa will be implicated because of bbb soon, and Si's house will be ransacked. The men were exiled to Ning Guta, and the women were sent to the Jiaofangsi. You will have two jobs right away. Needless to say, the Jiaofang Division. On the way to exile in Ninggu Pagoda, system jargon: According to statistics, the rate of being verbally assaulted during the exile is as high as 99.9%, And the rate of repeated verbal abuse is as high as 89%. The system jargon output human language: You said that with Master Sifeng's fairy-like appearance, those ordinary young masters and young ladies with a little bit of beauty will not escape, let alone the world-famous Feng. When the time comes, I will lie down, but it will not be easy! Resurrection is still a social animal: Oh, yellow Ma Tong The whole family is working on their careers and making troubles, but the social animals just want to lie down. The rant version of this article is called "Fathers, Mothers, Brothers, and Sisters, Please Live in Peace" and the literary version is called "Hugh and Qingshan Talk" Shou who is obsessed with not wanting to go to work and Gong who is obsessed with revenge and working overtime every day Intention: Heaven moves in good health, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement.