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The pre-received article "The Infinite Streaming Boss Became Popular With His Baby Zongzong" is at the bottom, please collect it ~
Before being selected by the quick-travel system, Qi Ji was actually an ordinary passerby in the story about the boss. He was mainly responsible for knocking on the door outside to enhance the atmosphere when the male and female protagonists were flirting in the office.
After almost wearing it, he finally put it back. After a lot of experience, he is still an ordinary social animal. His only dream is to save a few million and throw his resignation letter in the face of his boss.
In order to realize this dream, he did not hesitate to accompany his brainless boss to a variety show, and turned into a ruthless chef and cleaning machine under the watchful eyes of the entire network.
On the day of the variety show recording, other bosses showed up with luxury cars and mansions. Qi Ji had to bargain with the driver after getting out of the taxi.
The recording team carried a camera to embarrass others, and the bosses expressed disdain: "Only poor people who care about everything would do such a thing."
Qi Ji looked troubled: "I have had low self-esteem since I was a child because of lack of money. V me 50 makes me confident once."
The director of the program team specially tailors the shining points for all the bosses. After seeing Qi Ji, his eyes dodge: "It is difficult for social animals to have bright spots..."
Qi Ji spoke confidently: "It's okay if I'm not bright enough. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. If the boss is bright, so will I. This is the spirit of the social animal!"
As soon as the flying guest appeared on the scene, he was very angry: "You have hands and feet, how can you be like this? Don't you have a high degree of education?"
Qi Ji opened the code he had recently studied: "A person's life is a process of seeking knowledge. I have also considered changing my job, so I have recently been studying law and tax evasion... I don't know what you think?"
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In the second half of the variety show, everyone realized that something seemed wrong... Qi Ji, who claimed to be an ordinary social creature, was actually an all-around genius!
The bosses bought water and threw out 100 yuan without change, and the living expenses were at the bottom, and several people could not put together a meal. Qi Ji bargained from 10 yuan to 3 yuan when buying vegetables, and had 30 yuan to feed everyone.
The bosses treat relationships as if they are mentally ill and come up with all kinds of strange tricks. Qi Ji stood aside and gave advice, and finally gained a bunch of fans who could punch the boss and kick the show crew for him.
Bosses are industrious and industrious, Qi Ji... Qi Ji is good at everything, track and field, swimming, gymnastics, piano, harp and suona, acting and e-sports, there is nothing he can't do.
[Why do I feel that under the background of Qi Ji, those bosses are like giant babies...]
[I said that nothing was right no matter how I looked at Qi Ji before, but it was much better when I knelt down to look at him.
[Qi Ji, you're almost there. There's no need to be so amazingly good and make others appear so mediocre and confident.
Thanks to what Qi Ji thought was his conscientious and unpretentious efforts, the straight backbone of the bosses was finally broken.
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After the sudden explosion, Qi Ji himself had only one reaction.
"Should the performance fee be raised a bit?" (Rubbing fingers)
Just when he was happily bargaining with the director, a low and prodigal male voice came from behind, "Little Miracle, come home with me, and I will give you all my property, okay?"
Qi Ji lowered his head and looked at his schedule, "There are too many people who want to see me now, so you have to make a reservation."
"Start lining up now, and we'll be able to have a meal together in about three years."
*"The Infinite Streaming Boss Became Popular in the Baby Variety Show"
Lin Junheng is the leader of the famous combat power list in Infinite Streaming games. Monsters have to retreat when they see him. After clearing the level, the game world packs him up and sends him back to the real world without stopping.
He was tired of living a life of swords and swords, and just wanted to be free from the world and be as pale as a chrysanthemum. Unexpectedly, the system that had accompanied him for many years in Infinite Games also came back and turned into a child who was very similar to him.
Lin Junheng's parents insisted that this must be his child! Tiger poison does not eat its children. No matter what the child's faults are, the child should not be abandoned!
Lin Junheng: "..."
There must be something wrong with the way he logged out of the infinite game, so what he meant was, can this "son" be withdrawn?
After a few days, the parents seemed to understand that persuasion was useless, so in the name of enhancing the relationship between father and son, they forcibly threw Lin Junheng and his "son" into a well-known baby show.
Lin Junheng was afraid that the system would ruin his stable life, and wanted him to know what it meant to be content with the situation.
Reality is often much crueler than imagined...
The fake son's real system still retains his own data, he can write poems in three steps and write essays in five steps, punch and kick high numbers, and from time to time he can discuss philosophical issues in the universe with others.
The other children were crying and refusing to go to school. The fake son tried to persuade Lin Junheng to skip all the grades and get a Ph. D.
Other children were playing around and wanted the airplane model at the aerospace exhibition. The fake son pointed at Lin Junheng and said we might as well build a plane. If the airplane can't work, a bomber can too.
The other children were smiling with pure joy in the amusement park, but the fake son felt bored and noisy at first, and then began to seriously study the business model and profitability of the amusement park, hoping that Lin Junheng would open the world's number one amusement park based on these data.
From being surprised at the beginning to becoming accustomed to it later, the father and son became famous in a strange way.
[Who left the genius cute baby in the script of Boss running with the ball?
[I thought it was just a kid who didn't know how to talk nonsense, how could you really know how to build a bomber!
[It's nothing. I can't compare to a six-year-old child. It doesn't matter! Without! Close! Tie! Clatter!
Lin Junheng: "I'm tired, let's destroy it.
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Later, the fake son, who was only six years old, decided to become a matchmaker for his own selfish gain.
The late emperor's business venture failed halfway, and the plan was stuck at the first step.
System: "Do you really dare to ask me to teach you how to chase your father? "
A certain rich man first stared at the child, then slowly looked away, "... Don't dare"
He was afraid that one day the two of them would kneel on the washboard in front of Lin Junheng, and no one would be able to save them.
Purpose: Love can withstand the long years