Jiang Yinyan found that his roommate Pei Li didn't like him.
He took a step closer, and Pei Li left with a dark face. He forgot to take the towel from the shower, and Pei Li left without saying a word. He got up in the middle of the night to catch mosquitoes, and Pei Li stared at him with dark eyes, and then left in the middle of the night.
Jiang Yinyan looked confused.
Pei Li, handsome and unrestrained, with daily bursts of hormones, is the most beautiful old man in the handsome guy list, a permanent member of the confession wall, and is also the number one captain of the homophobic parade.
After Jiang Yinyu, who is said to be able to bend any man with his eyes, moved into the dormitory, Pei Li felt like he was facing a formidable enemy.
As expected, Jiang Yinyan started fishing for him as soon as he entered the dormitory.
I couldn't help myself a few times, and even got up in the middle of the night to touch his legs.
Pei Li's mentality collapsed.
After Jiang Yinyan learned the truth, he quickly clarified, "I am a straight man! A straight man who likes sweet-smelling and soft girls!"
Pei Li: "..."
Hiss, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, so that wouldn't prevent him from making friends with Jiang Yinyan!
In Pei Li's mind, Jiang Yinyu was simple, docile, well-behaved and... Poor.
As a very sensible rich second generation, in order to protect his friend's self-esteem, he could only secretly help:
1. Buy one get one free on limited edition shoes
2. Another table if you win the Michelin meal
3. I didn't get a ticket when I got home and chartered a flight to send it back.
In this way, the relationship between the two becomes closer.
When we went out to play, Jiang Quote proposed sleeping on the same bed.
Pei Li fell asleep and said, "Yes, save money."
Buy one and share the ice cream.
Pei Li licked the place where he had bitten: Got it, save money.
Take a look at the quote from Balenciaga's Nei Kjiang.
Pei Li's muscles were all stiff: I understand, you want to buy new underwear, you are hinting at me!
Until Jiang Yinyin confessed to him with red eyes and turned around to leave, he chased her across thousands of miles in the wind and snow.
Only then did he really understand: fuck the money, fuck the straight men, having a wife is the way to go.
The docile little white flower is scheming and the arrogant loyal dog is slow to attack
Motto: Kind people will be loved