[Top mine removal: This article takes a nonsensical and funny route, the brain circuit is abnormal, it is second-guessing, it jumps, it is inexplicable, there is no logic, so be careful!
My name is to have a deposit of over 100 million.
Living in a messy plane world.
The wind here is rough, the sun is bad, there are disaster scenes everywhere, bad things are everywhere, and life is terrible.
Although I have a name with a beautiful meaning, I am a poor person. I don't understand why rich people can't have one more like me!
Everyone says that I have a weird personality, is extreme, and is extremely emotional.
Yes, that's right.
My daily routine is to bow to them passionately, greet their entire family, and then give them a slap in the face with my eyes.
They don't like me, so I'm often unemployed.
When I was working at a fruit stall, there was a boss who came to buy oranges every day, but he only bought one after spending a long time and had to haggle over the price.
I sarcastically told him, if you want to buy it, buy it, if not, get out.
That day, the fruit stand was bought by the boss, and I left;
When I was working at a breakfast shop, because I was sleepy, I accidentally put a braised egg customer into a bag and sold it to the next customer.
That day, due to human trafficking, I got a pair of rose gold bracelets;
When I was working part-time at a ski resort, I decided to change my past, work seriously, and treat every guest with the greatest enthusiasm.
So a timid snail lady, with my encouragement, skated the advanced track 579 times in just one hour.
That day, because I bullied my colleagues and caused them to become critically ill, I was cast aside by the entire Internet and wanted by the snail tribe.
During that time, all the Ah Huangs passing by sneered at me.
A loser is a loser.
! I hate this garbage world and all the garbage people in it. I hope that the planet will be destroyed soon, and I am working hard to do so. I decide to kill this world when I have enough money to buy weapons.
But when I returned to my dilapidated house to be demolished, I picked up my mobile phone with a screen divided into three parts, browsed the website of the assassin lady next door, and came to the online world where no one knew me...
I became a little sun full of energy, sending warmth and encouragement to people everywhere, saying how beautiful the world is.
Wherever there is emo, there is me.
Later,
The boss who only bought one orange saved his lover;
The braised egg put into the bag found his relatives;
Colleague Snail, who was afraid of skiing, became a rising star in the skiing industry. He represented the planet and won medals one after another.
They are all very grateful to Teacher Cun. They all like Teacher Cun. They say that Teacher Cun is a real angel!
In this regard, I express...
What an angel!
It's not because I have a cool passive skill that "absorbs other people's negative emotions, but will act on me with ten times the effect"!
While typing "Baby you are awesome" on my phone, I raised my middle finger to the sky. The planet should explode quickly. I can't wait to see the world destroyed! !
Reading guide:
The text is in the third person.
The heroine has a famous name with a deposit of over 100 million, yes, a famous name!
The male protagonist has less roles in the early stage, and he is a male mother with long hair and big breasts.
Unit text, overhead setting, anything can happen. The protagonist is a staunch BG, but the supporting characters will have other orientations. Everything is only for the plot and not responsible for logic. If you mind, please avoid lightning in time.
The source of inspiration for the article is the author Xiao Hongshu. The first version of the copy was written on March 22, 2024, and has been screenshotted for storage.
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The wind was freezing, and the vegetable lard devil, who had been unemployed for three years, was sitting by the river. In his hand was a white steamed bun that he spent all his money on, and decided to throw himself into the river after eating it. A white-haired old man slowly stopped in front of her, child, do you want to get ahead? The vegetable lard demon wiped away her tears and exchanged the white steamed buns for the secret book. From now on, she will live like a human being.
Let's take a look at her plan to get rich:
①The final article of the fantasy "A Tutorial on the Darkening of the Second Man in a Sweet Article" through the book *Sister-Brother Love*Sweet Cookie;
②The conclusion of the fantasy "After descending to earth, my mortal enemy turned out to be my wrench" The gods descended to earth with double vests, rejoicing that enemies will never go out of style;
③The unfinished article "Guava Love Song is Really Important for Counterattack" is an urban *superpower* light suspense story, in which the second chapter saves the world;
④Pre-release of the preview "A Breeding Application from a Violent Boy" The mysterious and cold sister & the clingy brother;
⑤Pre-release of the fantasy "Forbidden to Fall in Love with the Same Face Again and Again" with one female protagonist and multiple male protagonists, another way to open a substitute literature + brother rice bowl.
Intention: Make yourself happy, this is called meaning.