The first desert star, in a small shabby house in an alley
Luo Er stared at the cold and strange female insect lying on his bed, silently lost in thought.
But soon, he decided to resist the beauty, stepped forward righteously, and shook the beautiful female to wake up.
The female insect was obviously very impatient, her scarlet eyes were filled with murderous intent, and she let out a threatening growl from her mouth. The whole insect was... Quite sharp.
Luo Er raised his eyebrows and thought: Are you feeling aggrieved?
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Luo Er stared at the mute female insect in front of her that was covered in scars and staggered when she walked.
After hesitating for a moment, he decided to be a fool: "Shall I help you take a bath?"
What he got in return was the little mute's cold eyes and his clothes that were splashed wet.
Luo Er had no expression on his face and silently raised his middle finger.
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Many years later
Luol grimaced and looked at the pile of documents in front of him.
There was a hint of sadness in his eyes.
He wants to go back to Desolate Star to pick up rags!
Moreover, every morning his beautiful lady is not in his arms!
Hateful!
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Finally, Lore caught his beautiful female.
The handsome male insect, full of oppression, cornered the cold and glamorous female insect in a corner, and asked aggrievedly: "Why are you ignoring me!"
The female insect tilted her head slightly, with a hint of shyness at the corners of her eyes and brows, and her healed voice was now too soft to speak.
"Master, my stomach is still bulging and I can't stand it anymore..."
A little bit indebted, a little bit bullish, a little bit cold, a little bit crazy, the former general suffered
[Main attack, double clean, 1V1]
[Again, insect nature is multi-faceted, don't scold me! ! !
[The fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it into reality.
The following————is being serialized——————
"The Guide to Loving Beauty and Strong Misery"
They are the product of desire.
Their knees are used to kneel, their heads are used to kowtow, and their bodies are used to reward the "master".
During the day, they are either secret guards who desperately protect their master, or they are powerful and humble female insects, or they are an ordinary black dragon...
In the dark of night, they were forced to strip off their clothes in front of one person and suffer humiliation.
Therefore, among thousands of novels, they have a poignant but particularly exciting name - Mei Qiang Pei.
Lang Yan is unique, but she has big pig's hooves!
The system in front of the screen cried with a non-existent little face: "Woooooo~~~"
Therefore, it sent all the good young men in this world who died unexpectedly and suddenly with a bang.
The young man who was still holding Meng Po Soup pointed at himself: Huh?
Unit one:
Ye Hanqiu skipped work and happily took a shower at home.
As a result, the next second, a big white goose appeared in front of him with a squawking sound, saying that he was going to die.
Ye Hanqiu covered his lower body: wc?
Then he died.
When he opened his eyes again, he was by a stream, with a picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath in front of him.
Ye Hanqiu: Wow, this is not good.
But then I thought about it, I am already dead, I have to be ambitious and I want to be a romantic ghost when I die.
So, he whistled frivolously at the beauty: "Beauty, so exciting~"
——! Highlight! ——
[Main focus, Shuangjie, unit article]
[Each unit has different attack and strength. Except for small systems, they have nothing to do with each other.
[Main attack, strong suffering, under the year, beauty, strength and misery are all author XP! ! !
Mission: Reform is a historical torrent that cannot be stopped and is invincible.