Jiang Liu is a monk. It is said that he is an orphan that his master picked up when he went out one morning.
Although it's a bit ridiculous, it's true.
When he turned twenty, his master said it was time for him to go down the mountain and see the world, so Jiang Liu took his ID card and the only property in his hand - a senior citizen machine.
I was kicked out of Xiaolingshan Temple by my master.
Jiang Liu: "..."
Is it necessary to kick him so hard?
After patting his butt and standing up, Jiang Liu felt his eyes blurred, and then he——
Time traveled! ! !
Near his ears were a group of ancient people who called him "Master Tripitaka", and a man wearing a five-clawed golden dragon robe who called him "Yidi". The sight in front of him was so unbelievable that Jiang Liu couldn't help but click to dial "110".
What surprised him even more was that it was actually connected?
"This is Putuo Luojia Mountain... Ah, we are almost late, why haven't you set out to get the scriptures yet?..."
This sentence without beginning or end made Jiang Liu, who was already confused, even more confused.
Until later he met a wild monkey at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.
Sun Wukong (sniffing secretly): Master, you smell so good.
Jiang Liu: "..." What? Does the monkey also want to eat meat? Or has Master's literature become so popular as Journey to the West?
Encountering monsters on the road: Elder Tang, I also feel that you...
Sun Wukong: (raises the golden cudgel)
"Wait!" Jiang Liu stopped him and took out his senior phone, "Hey? Bodhisattva, come and help me. Oh, yes, yes, your fish has escaped again..."
[Brain Circuit Qingqi Attack (Jiang Liu) × Failed to Fight Monsters (Sun Wukong)]
Intention: unyielding, forever engraved in people's bones