When her grandmother passed away, Zhang Yuan, an exhausted social worker who had worked overtime for 38 hours and 36 minutes, hurriedly returned to his hometown to take care of the funeral arrangements.
The boss and his clients kept calling. Sister Yuan looked at her bank card balance and hit the 9 key: I quit!
Cool!
But it didn't feel good for three seconds, but he was suddenly told that he was an angel?
If you don't work for God, you won't be able to retire, and your bank card balance will even be cleared in this world?
Damn it! Can God do whatever he wants? Who will teach God the Dharma?
In desperation, Zhang Yuan had no choice but to set off.
But wait, what kind of mission is this?
Ask me to blow up a building in a village filled with cannibals? Do you have to stay there for three nights before the blast?
Ask me to pick up the eyes of a hundred-eyed ghost in the tunnel and cure a person's dry eye syndrome? And that person has not been found at all?
You asked me to go to the nine underground floors of a temple to pick a nine-story pagoda, and you also asked me to capture and roast the three-headed dragon that was guarding it?
Ah, okay, okay, it's all small things.
No one can stop me from retiring, but don't underestimate our determination to retire early! ! !
This trip was full of hardships and dangers. If you want to ask what the benefits of being a messenger are, it is probably picking up a handsome Samoyed Snow who has a sweet mouth and is very good at wagging his tail.
Zhang Yuan went up to Daoshan, Ah Xue: Follow!
Zhang Yuan went into the sea of fire: Axue: Follow!
Axue: There is nothing I can do. Who calls me Zhang Yuan's messenger? She can only hear God's instructions from me, and only she can hear what I say. The two of us are perfect for each other~
Zhang Yuan's sweetheart Chen Ying couldn't bear it anymore: Why don't you try to act like a coward in front of me again?
Hey, if you look closely at this Samoyed's eyes, they don't seem very clear and stupid.
Zhang Yuan: That damn ex-boyfriend wants to see me.
Ashue: What does ex-boyfriend mean?
Zhang Yuan: It's just shit.
Ashue: Oh!
The next day.
Zhang Yuan: What did you just do?
Ashue: I went to fuck your ex-boyfriend.
Zhang Yuan: ... Good dog. Good. Dora.
Innocent and good dog
Don't push the social beasts, they can do anything if they go crazy.
Purpose: Daughters should be self-reliant