During the summer vacation of the senior year of high school, there was a fashion design competition for my cousin. The model was absent from work because she inherited a fortune worth hundreds of millions. As a boy, Jian Cheng was asked to help her cousin complete the competition in women's clothing.
This was originally a secret that no one else in Jian Cheng's life would know. However, on the day of the college report, Jian Cheng was grabbed by a boy as soon as he walked into the dormitory.
"Brother, you and this girl look a bit similar. Are you two related?"
The other party opened the photo album on his phone and clicked on a photo.
Jian Cheng's pupils suddenly trembled, and his head went blank: "What do you want from her?"
The other party grabbed the boy next to him who was half a head taller than him and said with a smile: "My brother fell in love with this cheongsam beauty at first sight during the summer vacation and has been looking for her for a week."
Jian Cheng: "..." What did you say, tell me again!
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When the summer vacation is coming to an end, everyone knows that Jiang Hengzhi fell in love with a girl in a cheongsam at first sight. Unfortunately, it was so crowded that he didn't know her last name.
The bad friends laughed at Jiang Hengzhi because he rejected too many girls and suffered retribution. At the same time, they helped Jiang Hengzhi find out about this cheongsam girl with long hair, hoping that he would suffer the pain of love as soon as possible.
Only his roommate Jian Cheng is different, racking his brains every day to get him to give up.
At first, Jiang Hengzhi felt that his roommate thought that finding a girl he wanted to meet was like finding a needle in a haystack in a vast sea of people, so he tried every means to get him to fall in love with her.
Until one day, he saw with his own eyes that girl with long flowing hair walking into a hotel. When she came out, she had very familiar short hair, black eyes, and gray T-trousers.
Jiang Hengzhi: "..." It seems like something terrible has been exposed.
*Funny men's sleeping literature*
*Who is pretending behind me? *
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Pre-collection of "To avoid the fate of being poked by Long Aotian!" Click the column to see
He Lankang and his good friend Ting Yu have known each other for many years and have a deep brotherly love. When they were eighteen years old, they agreed to explore Kyushu together. However, he waited for half an hour at the foot of the Second Sect Mountain, and there came... A female fairy in a white dress, elegant and graceful.
He Lankang: "You are..."
Ting Yu: "I am Senior Brother Ting Yu's... Junior sister. Senior Brother Ting has something to do and is unable to fulfill the contract. Senior Brother Helan, can I travel with you to Kyushu?"
He Lankang stared closely at Ting Yu's eyes for a long time, smiling gently but not aggressively: "Of course, it's my pleasure."
Two months later, when the junior sister returned to the sect, He Lankang met a strong, burly middle-aged monk and said that he wanted to work with him for a while.
He Lankang: "... Okay."
Another month later, the middle-aged monk left, and a crow came beside him.
A month later, the crow wanted to fly away. He Lankang stopped pretending, pinched his wings, and asked with a half-smile: "Brother Ting, what do you want to do?"
Tingyu turned into a crow: "..."
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It was the tenth year that Ting Yu traveled through the world of immortality. Only then did he realize that he had actually entered an ancient novel. He was not the vicious villain in the book, nor was he a passerby. He was the protagonist! ! ! And his sword moves the Nine Provinces, his eyes are like stars, and the good brother he is so compatible with is the old Gong who he will never know how to satisfy every day in the future! ! !
He is a straight man, and he cannot accept Ting Yu who is going to have a child: "..."
Ting Yu thought calmly: The relationship between the good brother and his brother has changed during this trip to Kyushu. If I don't go out with him, nothing will happen.
System: Ah Bao, you have to go. If you don't go to the danger that two people meet, He Lankang goes alone. What if he dies?
Tingyu: "?"
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Half a year later, Ting Yu, whose vestments had been exposed, made her final struggle, "If I fall in love with you, can I do it in a straight way?"
He Lankang: "What is Plato?"
Ting Yu: "Just kissing and not going to bed."
He Lankang: "... Okay."
Later, men were all big liars.
He rolled his eyes.
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Purpose: Life is full of unexpected things, so we must deal with them bravely
