Yu Yu, a college student in the new era, has just returned to school after winter vacation, but he did not expect that the dog school facilities were aging and there was a circuit failure right after returning.
Yu Yu:? . ? Is this something humans do? ! ! !
After the water and electricity were cut off, Yu Yu froze to death in the dormitory because it was too cold.
Yu Yu: My bed was cold and my body was hard. When I reached out and touched it, it turned out that I was dead.
I originally thought that it would be destroyed if it was too late, but when I opened my eyes, I came to the Blue Star where the spiritual energy was revived six hundred years later!
****Go to school, go to school, crazy and forced to roll!
Yu Yu: I'm really not the king of rolls! You believe me! (*??????)
The new generation of college students go crazy about literature
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1. A dark horse emerged from the National College Students' Unified Immortal Cultivation Entrance Examination. She chatted about life with Wang Yuehou in the Xuanyue Secret Realm, led the Blood Jade Rabbits and a group of rabbits to regain the habitat occupied by the Horned Extravagant Snake. She played with pill fire and made the audience call "666". After getting the highest score, she disappeared without a trace, which was mysterious and unusual.
At this time, a certain fish was roasting sweet potatoes in another secret place:? . ?
A certain fish; grilled sweet potato, fragrant, glutinous and sweet, so delicious!
2. What is it like to lie to an innocent young boy through online dating and tell him that his eighty-year-old mother is dying soon? She just escaped from a breakup and was caught by her real owner who just came to this city to go out for dinner. A certain fish with a sword up to his neck: It's so exciting! ! !
It is rumored that the young master of Southern Xinjiang, Gu Qiange, is unkind, cunning, and has no human feelings at all. He only sees extremely poisonous poisonous insects. Who is this exotic and charming person in front of her with a sword on her neck? The man's eyes were red and his voice was choked with sobs: "Have you ever liked me?"
After a long time, a certain fish looked at the big one and the small one playing in front and sighed for the 1033rd time and said: Online dating is risky, so be careful when making friends.
Purpose: to express resentment