[Comprehensive British and American] Is My Dad an Urban Legend? Impossible!

My dad is the famous Bruce Baby in Gotham, who is weak and kind; my eldest brother is a flower in the Blüdhaven Police Department, and his specialty is thrift and housekeeping; my second brother is rebellious and violent, and wanders around the world before finishing school; I also have a third brother who is a coffee machine who works hard to make money to support the family, and my twin brothers are overbearing, cute and a little delusional about persecution. We are a happy and harmonious family, living a simple and unpretentious life step by step every day. Well, actually I am an exception. There are 18 tentacles and hundreds of eyeballs hidden under my human skin, but I can't tell because it will scare my weak family members and may even attract the dangerous and evil urban legend Batman! Later, I found my true love in my dad's office. He is a poor little boy who cannot afford to eat, supported by my father. He is beautiful, passionate, cute and charming. His eyes fascinate me. His messy blond hair makes him look innocent and gentle. Even the way he pulls me to hell is so cool! I never want to return to the warm and evil embrace of the blind and foolish God! So I decided to stay on Earth and launch an exorcism live broadcast with my dear ones. This is the career plan that my dear ones personally designed for me - I want to compete for human faith, gain human worship, eliminate competitors, and finally achieve the great goal of dominating mankind through evil live broadcasts! If you don't believe me, please follow @ Exorcist Fufu Mimi and Kangkang. If you reach a certain number of fans, you can watch my plan to rule the world ppt. I love you, pen refill~ Of course, I didn't dare tell my dad about this because I was afraid he would break my legs. So I had to live a busy life of pretending to be a kid during the day and killing demons at night. However, my double life only lasted until the moment Batman appeared in my live broadcast. I accidentally saw his face under the mask. I was so scared that my eyes were crawling all over the floor. My dad is Batman? How is that possible! Obviously I am the urban legend! [Reading instructions] 1. The protagonist is not a human being! It's a foreigner! Lots and lots of hot tentacles! 2. Mister (attack)*Zha Kang (receive) Concept: Love is both weakness and armor