Luo Jinfeng and Ding Sishi have been rivals since birth. They fought for each other from drinking milk and eating as babies to learning physical fitness as adults. In the eyes of outsiders, the two were incompatible. They would fight each other when they met. They would kill each other if they were in the same room for more than a minute.
However, on a certain unknown chat software—
Young Master Ding, who is usually very polite, replies to messages in seconds, doesn't sleep without saying good night, and kisses and hugs in seconds.
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On the forum of School A, one post has always been ranked number one.
[Q: How can I disgust someone to the point of disgusting me?
One of the replies even reached 10,000 likes.
[Dingdang: It would be honest to have an unknown online date with him]
[Netizen A: Teacher, what's the follow-up?
[Netizen B: This move kills one thousand enemies but damages oneself eight hundred!
[Netizen C: I feel like there's a story, so I'll take a look!
Five minutes later——
[Dingdang: Sorry, I was washing the dishes just now. I couldn't hold it back last night. My wife got angry. She looked so cute when she was angry. She was exactly the same as when she scolded me. This is the follow-up, hey.
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Luo Jinfeng, who had no friends and no energy, was tricked into using a "dating" app by his cousin. After registering and matching, he found out that
God damn dating app, it's full of virgins.
But in order to fulfill the agreement with his cousin, he decided to bite the bullet and talk.
It's okay if we don't talk, but when we talk, we find out that we are even more confused——
The person who matched successfully seemed to be his mortal enemy.
The handle was still in his cousin's hands, and it was too late to return the goods, so he could only bite the bullet and talk.
I just received a message from the other party on my mobile phone [Good morning^O^]
As soon as I walked out, I received a realistic look from the other party.
It was okay at first, the other party would only say good morning and good night, but later, the situation got out of hand, and the enemy seemed to be addicted to chatting.
When a love letter is stuffed into the table
In the ear: "Why are people so blind? They fall in love with you, haha."
On the mobile phone [Baby, I love you so much, we want to be together forever]
When you have stomach pain
In the ear: "You are in such bad health, is it difficult to admit that you are weak!?"
On the mobile phone [Ooooooo, baby, I really want to fly to you right away T^T]
In the double attack of reality and the Internet, on the eve of his impending breakup, this farce finally ended. When the agreed time came, he immediately broke up and blacklisted her and disappeared completely.
Just when he thought everything was about to end, there was a knock on the door, and the voice of his sworn enemy resounded through the corridor——
"Luo Jinfeng! Why did you delete me!?"
Luo Jinfeng: "?"
The disaster is not over yet, the person on the phone "crawled" out.
Food Guide
*Daily sweet articles, two-way salvation
*Both parties know each other's identity, but they don't know each other and the other party also knows
*The standard attack is too good for integrity, and while being competitive, one's wife is a slave
Purpose: World peace
