Copywriting one:
Yu Qingshui is a politics teacher in a junior high school. One day, he touched a bouquet of roses and then entered a live broadcast game.
The zombies want to attack him, and he lectures the zombies on materialism;
The female ghost wanted to sneak up on him, but he casually strangled the female ghost to death;
Audience:? ? ?
Yu Qingshui thought that there was no game in the world that he couldn't play, until he met Bai Yan.
Bai Yan is the messenger of the gods. His main job is to fool around and deceive the contemporary rulers of the world. He also occasionally delivers justice.
The villagers wanted to burn the girl who remained in love after her husband died, so he blew a southeasterly wind and burned the village;
The village next door needed to drive piles to build a bridge, so he stood at the gate of the village and smashed the bridge;
The village next door wanted to sacrifice boys and girls to the gods, so he threw the wizard and the village chief onto the altar.
Villagers:…
Bai Yan thought that there was no problem in the world that he couldn't solve until he met Yu Qingshui.
Copywriting two:
"When the roses all over the mountains and plains wither, when the ocean and the sky turn into clear crystal blue, when the blood of the setting sun dyes the thousands of miles of clouds red, I will tell you that I love you."
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Mission: Evil forces will eventually be punished