Gu Xiaoling got drunk in a bar and accidentally fell into the bed of her crush. To express her apology, she put 500 on the bedside.
Chang Qingyun woke up:?
When they met again in a bar, Gu Xiaoling blocked the person at the door of the toilet.
Chang Qingyun: Are you chasing me?
Gu Xiaoling: I'm pregnant.
Chang Qingyun: Impossible, I have taken safety measures.
Gu Xiaoling: Condoms are only 97% effective in preventing pregnancy.
Chang Qingyun:......
Doctor vs Bar Marketing
(Forget it, I really can't write copy...)
Intention: Even if you don't bloom, I still love you.