[Do you want to live? ]
Chi Zaozao: "?"
[Do you want to become a domestic entertainment star? ]
Chi Zaozao: "Saorui, I just want to show off."
[To become a domestic entertainment Ziweixing, just look for the 666 system, and I will lead you into the entertainment industry! ]
Chi Zaozao: "..." Did I say I thought about it?
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Is there a secret behind the talent show?
"It's just as bad as it is, I don't have the money to buy a Taoist position."
Actor Yu comes to give guidance in person?
"Sorry, I have a stomachache today, so I won't go to the practice room."
Running out of life?
"I'm coming, the sponsor's father!"
Isn't it just a debut?
Isn't it just kissing, hugging and lifting up?
"I can't seem to do it."
[Host, don't be discouraged, you have a handsome system like mine! ]
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For longevity.
Chi Zaozao closes his eyes and rushes!
Chi Zaozao: As long as you hold my hand for 30 minutes, I will let the directing team only serve you.
Yu Sheng:?
Chi Zaozao: As long as you let me kiss you, I... I can pledge my body to you.
Yu Sheng:? This can be done!
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The sick, cold-blooded movie king
It's not a cool novel with a major heroine, but it's funny
All the memes (quotes) come from the Internet
Intention: Can sit, never stand, can lie down, never sit
