Wutiao Said No to the Salted Fish System

[The column contains five final articles and some pre-receipts] ———————— When 275 was busy saving the world, he suddenly landed in the Salted Fish System. Curious Wutiao Maomao: The system is the configuration of the protagonist. You are very discerning, so what is the main mission? System: Become a qualified salted fish! Gojo:... Huh? I'm afraid this world of broken magic is coming to an end! System: The host has been working continuously for more than 48 hours, and the physical value is -10 System: The host's sleep duration has not reached 8 hours and the physical value cannot be restored. Please put aside your overtime complex and arrange sufficient rest time! Gojo: Teacher Gojo is a key NPC in this world, and he can't get any rest. When the most powerful spell is used to exorcise the cursed spirit with the blood loss debuff, it is hovering on the edge of sudden death; The salted fish system finally couldn't bear it and took people away to another world - no matter if the world is falling apart, just go on a good vacation! Gojo: The villains in this world have become more powerful? It sounds so familiar that I feel like vomiting... System: You should first figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg. Don't be overly responsible! - Sword This pill has an extra sword called Fusangshen that no one knows about. Every time a team comes out, they will follow quietly. Natsume There is a big cat demon's name added to the friend's account. Every time, he can save Natsume in danger just right. Inu Moucha The half-demon picked up a dying kitten, But found out that the other party was my brother's male fiancée(?) No, are all you monsters having such a good time? - While racing at the bottom line of physical fitness, saving the world with blood skin, While gaining friendship across dimensions, he became the group favorite that everyone worried about. Gojo: Hey, don't tell me, teacher, even if you leave the magic world, your life will be wonderful! —— Food Guide *5t5 center, all members of the group favor cb to no cp (there may be ambiguity) *There are a lot of private settings, many bugs, and cannot withstand in-depth investigation. *The author is a player, his XP is weak and battle-damaged, but he writes sweet articles (I believe it) *The cover comes from gay friends ——Advance copy of "Voted by the entire Internet for Forced Recuperation"—— "Ranking of popular characters who most want to be forced to retire and recuperate" Will front row votes be enforced? That's too much punishment! Who on earth would vote for such a piece of shit? Click on it and see that the first and second place votes are as high as 1720,000 and 148,000 respectively. Disrespectful! It's because we don't understand high-latitude netizens well enough and our judgment is too hasty. * When the smoke cleared, the battle damage was only a negligible price. The six-eyed people who could not move their lower bodies and the silver bullets who were coughing half to death were sitting in a row in the nursing home. There were no curse spirits or organization members around, only sunshine and flowers, and the atmosphere was just right. "Eh? Was Shuichi-chan also forcibly brought here? "FBI? It sounds like a very dangerous job~" "So the lungs were also injured at work? Can I apply for work-related injury subsidy? " "Ho, conjurer? " "... I'm sorry, what is that? I have only heard that a 30-year-old virgin will become a magician. " * The so-called retirement recuperation means that the means are compulsory and the purpose is healing. The method is to satisfy the wishes of high-latitude netizens and share their life stories with strange patients. I'm so full of shame! No matter who it is, let me out! "Ah, the relationship between close friends... Is this like this? " "Shuichi-chan, who would spread rumors about an enemy she has never met and turn into a lover of an old enemy, is completely unqualified to say this, right? " Intention: Let all efforts be seen and all sacrifices be meaningful