[Advance collection of "Adopt a Cat?" Otherwise, moisturize the cat star! It's OK~
In the period of great pollution, human beings have changed their minds when talking about pollution. Jing Sui is a pollutant that likes to run into the human world.
After being expelled from the safe zone by humans for the nth time, it got angry and kidnapped the human who stood in front and beat it the hardest every time.
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[Principle 1 of the Code of Conduct for Pollutants: Pooping smelly things infects life!
But life infected by pollutants will die. Jingsui couldn't bear it, so he secretly changed the rules and added two words "no".
[Principle 1 of the Pollutants Jingsui Rules: If you don't smell, you won't infect life.
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[Principle 2 of the Code of Conduct for Pollutants: Open your mouth and swallow life!
The man abducted by Jing Sui was weak and had to cough up three cups of blood every day. The man's blood was particularly fragrant and was particularly liked by pollutants.
Jing Sui, who was reluctant to swallow the man, had no choice but to turn into a big black ball and fight with every pollutant that came to snatch the man from him.
During that time, the prototype of Jingsui dumplings became much larger, but the man still looked like he was going to die in the next second.
As a last resort, Jing Sui changed the second rule of looking unlucky and changed it into...
[Article 2 of the Code of Conduct for Pollutants: Feeding Humans with Open Mouths]
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[Principle 3 of the Code of Conduct for Pollutants: Stretch your legs and kick down the wall]
During periods of pollutant outbreaks, walls are humanity's last line of defense. All pollutants born and raised in wilderness areas have the ambition that "the whole world is nothing but dirt."
Jing Sui is certainly no exception. But it is only dirt, and only the man it snatched away.
At most, a little more humanity that men care about.
When he changed the third rule, Jingsui was already confident.
[Principle 3 of the Code of Conduct for Pollutants: Stretch Your Legs to Protect Humanity]
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Pei Songzhi is the human being picked up by the pollutant Jingsui.
As an inspector, even when he was in the enemy camp and lying in bed coughing up blood, he never forgot to observe the extremely unusual pollutant.
He discovered that the pollutant not only gave itself a human name, but also learned how humans behave in a coquettish and cute manner.
The pollutants will turn into black sesame dumplings, the fluffy kind, and fall into his arms, meowing for a while, woofing for a while!
The pollutants will also bar their fangs, scaring away anyone who insults Pei Songzhi a hundred meters away!
Reading guide:
1. Background apocalypse
2. The confrontation between attacking and receiving identities may be cruel, but the ending will definitely be HE.
3. Micro group portrait
4. The copy should be left at [20240222]
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The following pre-received copy "Do you want to raise a cat?" Otherwise, moisturize the cat star!
Wen Xiaoyu is a bald little stray with a cock-like coat. When he is about to die, he shakes his beard and prays: Dog cats can change their lives online! The blind owner is coming soon!
When bad luck strikes, Shen Yu, who has broken both legs, is the blind owner.
The man was sitting in a wheelchair, and the cat jumped out of the trash can and lay down in the wheel of the wheelchair.
The dirty cat's uninjured paws were lifted up and broken when they touched the porcelain; the bald head covered with cat moss rubbed against the owner's trouser legs.
Successfully picked up ashore!
Mao Sheng was so happy that he suddenly became so happy!
The owner's 500-square-meter grassland is where the cat patrols daily!
The golden fish that the owner keeps in the tank is the cat's daily random self-service ration!
The owner's nest! The owner's water cup! The owner! They're all cats!
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Raising a stubborn breeding cat will make your life twice as unhappy!
Shen Yu is out of luck during the day and catches a stubborn cat in bed at night.
That rebel cat! Day by day, he was planning to give him Wen Xiaoyu's exclusive label.
Tonight, he jumped into bed, showed his left fang and stabbed a hole in his neck. Tomorrow morning the scandal "Mr. Shen has a hot wild cat" will spread throughout the company.
Tomorrow night, I raised my right paw and slapped two marks on his forehead. The next morning, "Mr. Shen was strictly controlled by wild cats" was confirmed!
Shen Yu tries to convince the stubborn species: human-cat species isolation.
The stubborn one: You are not human!
It is indeed not a melancholy rebuttal of humans: husbands and cats are equally species-isolated.
Thoughtful...
Immediately afterwards, a boy with white cat ears on his head raised his tall cat tail, twisted the cat's waist seductively, and bit the man hard with the most charming and sweet sound.
Wen Xiaoyu licked the label he had chewed out: You are human! I am human too! Owner, mine!
Intention: Only by not giving up can there be hope
