After dating for seven years, Gu Yanshi finally got married to his girlfriend.
After the marriage, she treated her with all kinds of kindness, but in the end she only got one sentence at the wine table: "She has no pheromone power, and her blood is very hard to drink~"
"But who else can be your long-term blood bag? Just be content with such a well-behaved puppy."
My girlfriend smiled faintly: "I haven't had enough fun yet. Anyway, she will be waiting for me at home~"
That night, Gu Yanshi had a strange dream in despair.
In the dream, she was just cannon fodder in a vampire brother-sister novel.
The overbearing male protagonist is obsessed with his vampire stepsister, and starts a Mary Sue dribbling sadomasochism relationship with her.
And she was the cannon fodder ex-wife who was regarded as a love rival by the boss throughout the whole process and died tragically in the end.
Gu Yanshi was frightened and woke up, and then heard a cry from the room: "What are you doing?! You are my brother, my wife is still in the room, don't wake her up!"
The boss said angrily: "Okay, I'll wake her up and tell her that what you really like is me! Let her see your disheveled appearance."
"Don't! Don't be like this..."
Gu Yanshi was so angry that he jumped up and said: "You are a bastard, get out of my house!"
Boss Ba:......
Hostess:......
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Gu Yanshi divorced the other party decisively, and then went to the mass grave to dig graves.
She wanted to dig out the villain in advance, so that the pair of lunatics would not have time to take care of her, so that she would not be involved in the plot.
She dripped blood into the sealed coffin, but she didn't expect that when she opened the lid of the coffin, there was a woman as flawless as white jade inside. The woman was enchanting and beautiful. When she opened her eyes, she was filled with confusion and tears: "I'm so hungry..."
Consultant: "..."
Is this a villain? !
The woman rushed forward and bit her neck, but she was surprised to find that after the blood drained away, her pheromones poured out overwhelmingly.
"!!!"
The consultant later learned that pheromones can allow vampires to have human-like desires.
Impulsively that night, the woman was 'marked' by her and looked at her with tears in her eyes: "I don't remember anything. Can you take me home?"
Of course Gu Yanshi will take her home. The villain has lost his memory and is still lucky!
But the other party seemed like an ancient person who didn't understand anything about modern times.
Therefore, from then on, she taught her all the knowledge of modern times, but she was repeatedly pestered by the other party.
A woman always likes to lick the blood on her lips while breathing into her ear: "I like you so much... I like you so much..."
Finally, we came to the confrontation between the hero and heroine and the villain. Gu Yanshi confidently led the woman into the vampire's banquet, but he never thought that a man not far away had a fight with the hero and heroine.
Listening to that dialogue, why does it sound like the villain's lines?
He is the villain, so what is the woman next to her? !
Gu Yanshi looked at each other in confusion, but the whole place suddenly fell silent, and then all the vampires knelt down.
"Welcome to the Corpse Ancestor!"
The ex-wife even happily called to the person next to her: "Mom, why are you here?"
Counselor: Mom? ! !
Seeing her, the other party was even more excited and said: "Yanyan, have you changed your mind? Let's get back together!"
Gu Yanshi was still in shock, but the next second, the woman next to her hugged her waist and looked coldly: "Did you call her Yanyan? This is my wife Gu Yanshi, you have to call her mom."
Heroine:! ! !
Consultant: "???"
Intention: Even if life reaches a low point, we must look forward and be full of hope, because tomorrow will be better.