Cats Live Forever

Cats are good people as well as small animal literature. Pre-collection of "Suyue Small Waist", please collect it~ [Furry Lion Cat x Silly Black Sweet Kunlun God] Wuyou became a cat for the first time, and his owner was a poor scholar. A poor scholar went to Beijing to take the exam and became a high official, leaving her at home to die. When she woke up again, she became the worry-free beast in the arms of the most beautiful woman in the South China Sea. Wuyou was a beast for the first time and couldn't learn how to bury shit. He stole his master's lover and was kicked out of the house by his master. The Jade Emperor who was passing by saw her pitifully, and with a thought, he transformed her into a human being. Wuyou was a human being for the first time and had little experience. He fainted from hunger on the roadside. When he woke up again, he was taken back to his home by Kunlun God Lu Wu and raised as a child. Wuyou trembled: "Don't eat me. My original body is a Linqing lion cat. We have the same ancestors and roots!" God Lu Wu is really a good person. As an ancient tiger, he has never drooled in front of Wuyou, who smells delicious. After learning that her heart knot was caused by burying feces, she opened a cat class in Kunlun and taught felines from the three realms how to bury poop. "Shenjun Lu Wu, we are the second best in the world." "Who's number one?" "My best friend since I was a cat, little Siamese." "Then where is he now?" "I don't know. His master is an ascetic. Amitabha, I hope they can get the true scriptures." On the second day, snow began to fall in the spring-filled Kunlun, and two good friends held hands and built a snowman. Wuyou piled up two cat heads, raised his face and blinked at Lu Wu beside him, smiling cutely. Suddenly he made a sound and asked: "Shenjun Lu Wu, why is your silver hair getting darker and darker?" Food guide: 1. Double C/he 2. Contains many little monsters, based on "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" 3. Easy cookies ~ Eat with confidence 4. The male protagonist's original skin is temporarily dark because of the setting, and it will turn white in the future. ————Pre-release of "Suyue Small Waist"———— A pot of wine among the flowers, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. Jin Zhi sipped the burning knife and recalled the past, only to realize that she had fallen into the trap of the Dog Emperor. At that time, the young emperor held her hand and said affectionately: "Zhi'er, my harem is just a grassroots team. Please kindly take care of it for me!" Jin Zhiyi and Bo Yuntian agreed. [Alcoholic Girl x Iron-Blooded Emperor] The Great Yong Dynasty was conquered on horseback, the mountains and rivers were unified, and the world was clear. The emperor is a good emperor, young and brave, diligent in government and caring for the people. He is a great emperor, a saint and a wise minister, and the people are prosperous and the country is prosperous. The previous dynasty died because of a cowardly king who indulged in beauty. Taking a lesson from the past, the late emperor left a legacy: the emperor's kindness should be like rain and dew, and should be equally distributed to the harem. Long live the Lord, it's good that he doesn't shed any rain or dew at all, he only watches the beauties in the harem from a distance and doesn't play with them, and he doesn't even have any heirs! The young emperor has the heroic ambition of a man, and loves the bloody frost knife of the frontier and the rolling yellow sand of the desert. The interest is not in romance, but in the middle of the night a glass of wine and a plate of beef with soy sauce. *** The eldest daughter of the Shandong governor's family is tall, graceful and graceful, and her reputation spreads far and wide. Everyone will praise it when they see it: It's as juicy as a green onion! Three days later, the governor of Shandong sent a cart of fresh green onions and a beauty as bright as green onions. Her brothers and sisters said to her: "You are the hope of the whole family!" The Queen Mother and the ministers said to her: "You are the hope of the whole Dayong!" It's a pity that Long live the Lord only has green onions in his eyes and no beauty. He pricked off a piece of green onion, looked at Jin Zhi lazily, and sent her to the imperial dining room. One day when the moon was dark and the wind was high, the emperor suddenly got excited, sent away the people around him, and swaggered into the imperial dining room. As a result, he bumped into Jin Zhi, who was holding a wine jar and drinking heavily. The two of them exchanged glasses under the moonlight, cooking wine and talking about heroes. As a result, the emperor, who claimed to be able to drink a thousand cups, was so drunk that his eyes were hazy, and a mole of tears in the corners of his eyes was extremely charming. The palm of his hand clasped the waist of the willow, and he tilted her side and said: "I will sleep with you, are you willing?" Jin Zhi was unwilling to let him be frivolous, gritted her teeth and said: "No... Long Live Lord, no!" The next day, Jin Zhi was punished to serve as a female official before the emperor, because the emperor said that she did not know how to promote and was only qualified to serve the dragon bed. Food guide: 1. Double c/he 2. Empty and bureaucracy is in chaos. 4. Copy written on April 27, 2024 Intention: We met suddenly, and how could we meet by chance?