Everyone thought Lu Songnian was a weak and useless little white flower.
It has been many years since his debut, but he is still a messy person after his return. His main job every day is to run errands and take the blame.
Agent: Just give up the role to your teammates and play a passerby. Can you hold on to an important role?
Fans: When will Lu Songnian leave the group? It's just a waste of resources all day long and it's holding you back!
Netizen: Who is this? You're totally tone deaf and you dare to take part in the music competition? A shame.
Until a racing variety show, Lu Songnian, who was squatting in the stands and dozing off, accurately jumped onto the out-of-control motorcycle. He held the handlebar with one hand and grabbed the guest who was almost thrown out with the other hand. He performed a backflip and then stopped perfectly.
Everyone: Damn it! ?
A worker on the crew who is ready to lose money and lose his job: He must be a god! !
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Lu Songnian knew that he was not going to die soon.
Because his soul was born incomplete and scattered in various parts of the world.
System: Host, if you want to survive, you must complete tasks to collect a complete soul.
Lu Songnian: Live if you love, but you will fall if you don't.
System: Incomplete soul affects wealth.
Lu Songnian: Where is the mission panel?
Every time he retrieves a soul fragment, he will also gain the other party's memories and skills.
Fragment 1, the picky, willful and arrogant emperor (faint) king (king) of another world x 1
Fragment 2, a nerd technical engineer who is heavily addicted to the Internet in the interstellar era × 1
Fragment 3, an alcoholic musician who has been dead for hundreds of years × 1
Lu Songnian: Well, as expected of me, every dish is full of variety.
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As a wage earner, the system originally only wanted to urge Lu Songnian to complete the task, but unexpectedly the host became famous?
The well-known director was in short supply of a leading actor, and most of the entertainment industry was dissatisfied with it.
Director: The role of a tyrant is particularly difficult to play. I don't think this little white guy named Lu can—
Lu Songnian: Tsk, this lunch box should be patented. I feel like it will poison the mice if poured into the sewer.
Director: It's him!
The opponent secretly tampered with the hanging wire equipment: I want to laugh when I think about how this loser will be scared to cry later!
Lu Songnian, with an expressionless face, was rubbing the gears with his bare hands in mid-air: This crappy job is more troublesome than building an aircraft carrier before.
Music Variety Judge: The song was so well sung, the sad and angry feelings were so original! You must have been through a lot.
Lu Songnian: I'm not a teacher, I just go to work.
System: No, are you a warrior of pure hatred?
Intention: Be yourself, love yourself