All the Men I've Fucked up Ran Away with the Ball (Interstellar)
我渣过的男人都带球跑了(星际)
by Laojun Did Not Listen to Advice (老君不听劝)
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Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Cannon Fodder
- Ensemble Cast
- Hidden Identities
- Interstellar
- Planes
- Power Fantasy
Synopsis
My name is Zhou Qi, and I am an ordinary 18th-tier star. Ordinary means that I have been accused of being a brainless person because of my scandals, my assets have been negative for many years since I debuted, and even the dogs on the street will bark a lot when they see me. One day the system came to me and told me that I had bound myself to the Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue Guide and had the chance to change my life. I believed it. In order to complete the system's tasks and gain hundreds of millions of fortunes, I must play the role of a passerby in each book according to regulations, and I must be careful to save my life in extreme situations. During the time travel, the system accidentally got stuck and all the worlds I traveled through merged. Apocalyptic Wasteland Literature Social animal workplace writing Rich family literature … … Under the system's cool operation, planes invaded reality. I faced an interstellar world where ABOs and wastelands coexisted, and androids awakened their consciousness. When all the men met, I shed my vest layer by layer in misery, To be honest, I really want to become a monk. Oh, then I remembered that I can't go to the top of the mountain. It's just a metaphysics sect. Even the young Celestial Master who has a pure heart and has left the six realms is my favorite. I travel back and forth between ancient and modern times, China and foreign countries in geography every day. At this time, the system told me that because the first bug could not be fixed, it had a second bug. Half of the corporate websites of entertainment companies were hacked, and it was my third genius cute daughter who did it; The internal power grab by top wealthy families caused the stock price of city A to fall to the limit for a time. It was related to me and the genius son of a wealthy widower; [The cruel and cold-blooded enemy fleet commander's true identity is actually an Omega, and he has a lot of love during pregnancy] [The Gentle Movie King appeared in the obstetrics and gynecology department late at night, and tens of millions of fan accounts browsed mother and baby related topics] [The ambitious Y-star politician's suit pants were too tight and hit his prostate gland, and he was gasping for breath as he walked sluggishly] My dog was so sneaky that he lowered his presence until a post titled "Eighteen-thread vase was actually among celebrities and bigwigs from many countries, suspected to be related to the recent frequent natural disasters" was exposed, which exposed my glorious deeds—— "Zhou Qi# Time Management Master#" "What's wrong with the actress? She just wants to give all men a home!" "She really made me cry to death" Top trending searches one after another … I kindly suggest that the system be renamed "One Pregnancy, Nine Treasures: A 23-Year-Old Young Woman Has No Pain and Happily Becomes a Mother" "N ways to trick the system into killing itself and harming the host" The system's proposal is called "A lifelong struggle between a strong social beast and a genius cute baby and a scumbag father." "The queen of a country, the master of interstellar mechas, the cell biology pharmacist, the most wanted criminal with the highest reward on the star network... Which vest did the social beast lose today?" Both the system and I shed tears of emotion. Intention: perseverance and self-improvement