Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty pinched the locust in his hand and said solemnly: "The people regard the grain as their heaven, and I won't wait for you to steal their food again and again! If you and others have spirits and cannot eat my grain, I would rather eat my intestines instead!" After saying this, he raised his hand and swallowed the locust whole.
Everyone on the left and right knelt down, crying.
The locust spirit Le Zhihuang jumped in his belly and cursed: "Li Shimin, I am your ancestor!"
The hatred of being eaten is irreconcilable, how should the love (?) Between the grassroots goblin and the reincarnation of Tang Taizong end?
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——Le Zhihuang looked around blankly: "Who called me? Is dinner ready?"
The CPs in this article are the novice nymphomaniacs and urban facially paralyzed elites.
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I watched Wenwen on a touch-tone mobile phone when I was in junior high or high school. It was interesting, hilarious and touching. I watched it many times. Finally met you
I watched Wenwen on a touch-tone mobile phone when I was in junior high or high school. It was interesting, hilarious and touching. I watched it many times. Finally met you