Why Did Your Majesty Run Naked in Public Again? !

[True·savage honest and innocent rough guy attack In the thirteenth year of Jianning, Pei Zhixu died. In the seventh year of the dictatorship, this sycophant who brought harm to Chao Gang and committed many evil deeds was shot to death by the emperor's troops in front of the city tower with thousands of arrows piercing his heart. "It's such a joy to die well!" "Pei Gou formed a clique for personal gain and overrode the imperial power. The whole situation in the Jin Dynasty where the king was not the king and the ministers were not the ministers was finally over——" It's over, Pei Zhixu hasn't lived enough yet. So, he was reborn to the day when his nemesis, the Dog Emperor, ascended the throne. He returns with memories of his past life. He can predict the situation of the court in the past, be wary of his enemies in the future, and even knows every move of the Dog Emperor. He wants revenge, he wants to wash away his shame, and then fight with the Dog Emperor for three hundred rounds of wits - Wait, why doesn't the Dog Emperor wear pants when he ascends the throne...? / In the past, the savages in the tribe called him Wang. Wang missed the days of swinging around in the jungle without wearing pants and being the leader. But ever since that day when his head hit the rocks, he had come to this strange place. These people forced him to put on trousers, prevented him from swinging on the dragon throne, and shouted "Long live the new emperor." He doesn't want to be an emperor, he just wants to be a king. No one here understands him, except one person. Although he is always fierce, he is the only one here who can understand himself. No one else understands him. Only him. In front of him, he is still the same king who wandered around in the jungle back then! Pei Zhixu lay lazily on the dragon chair, raised his fingers towards the man at the foot of the stairs, and said in an ambiguous tone, "Your Majesty, what are you to me?" Li Chengzhao was elated: "King?" Pei Zhixu was very satisfied with the barking. "Your Majesty, please call me twice more." "Woof! Woof! Woof!" "Good dog." Minister: Go away, whoever wants to rule this country will rule it. This article is also known as "The enemy's IQ has regressed back to before he became wise, but I remain unchanged", "The Temptation of the Jungle: The Overbearing Leader and His Hot Princess", "What's wrong with me being uneducated, my wife is a bachelor" Small theater: Pei Zhixu, who has just been reborn, has in his mind by bike: top-notch battles of wits, palace secrets, conspiracy assassinations, ways to control subordinates, imperial power, 1v1 duels of life and death, exciting battlefields... "Woo——" A burst of monkey calls came from above his head, and Pei Zhixu looked up. His nemesis was cosplaying Sunny Baby on the rafter, his underpants had disappeared, and he was pointing a gun at him. Pei Zhixu looked coldly at the overwhelming dragon root: Is it spiritual pollution? It's interesting. Arsenic poison cannot kill, and hidden arrows cannot pierce. Pei Zhixu's heart: The devil is as high as the Taoist. Who would have thought that the dog emperor in this life could expose his own tricks and evade them one by one? ! Savage King Brother (rough-skinned and thick-bodied version): Without him, I am just a stickler for life. ——The Jin Dynasty has a legendary killing king. It was said that the emperor was pretending to be ill. He seemed to be pretending to be crazy but was actually recharging his energy. It was not until the emperor "recovered" that the first words he spoke were to his former political enemies: "Brother, you are so white, brother, you are so fragrant." Pei Zhixu couldn't bear it anymore: "... The Dog Emperor has been provoking me." Savage King: I don't know. We have never seen anyone so white and beautiful in our tribe. You are my mother-in-law! Law of the Jungle: 1. Before rebirth, Shou and the emperor were sworn enemies, and there was no emotional drama. 2. The savage's plastic attack is not worn, it is hairless, and it has no common sense of life when it is just worn. Please give the savage some time to learn to speak. No exhibitionism. 3. The story is about dynasties, there are many personal settings, please don't pay attention to them, and there are few tactics. It mainly focuses on light-hearted and sweet stories. It can be read as a sweet before going to bed. Concept: Savages also understand love