If You Pretend to Be Good in Online Dating, You Will Be Bullied by the Bodyguards

Please give me an advance copy of "A Guide to Raising a Sick Cuscuta Flower" and "Old Attack Stickers with Tentacle Catnip Can Really Extend Your Life!" Copywriting of this article Qin Yi is a young master who grew up in a honey pot. He has reached the pinnacle of many people's lifelong efforts when he just debuted. Perhaps life was going too smoothly. When Qin Yi heard that his friend in the industry had been cheated on his love through online dating, he was inspired and wrote several hit music. Qin Yi was very envious and decided to suffer the hardships of love. Following the instructions of his friends, Qin Yi added a person who was good in all aspects from social software. His background information states that he is twenty-eight years old, worth hundreds of billions, and is 1.9 Meters tall. Qin Yi looked at the man with broad shoulders, narrow hips and a striking temperament in half of the photos, and was secretly satisfied. Based on this condition, Qin Yi thought about it but couldn't find anything that matched it. So Qin Yi also set up a false character and became a poor little boy who was kicked out of his house. He relied on singing to make a living, and he was both good and coy. The online dating partner I wanted to add casually was a severe insomniac. After hearing Qin Yi sing once, I seemed to regard Qin Yi as a life-saving straw. I couldn't sleep without singing. Qin Yi has finally come to terms with the hardships of online dating. Not only does she have to provide lulling services, but she also has to role-play with her online date from time to time. As he continued to act, Qin Yi was really a little moved. Who would have thought that on the day when online dating happened, the person who appeared in front of him would be the taciturn wooden bodyguard next to him. Wait a minute, when you're dating online, you don't just call your wife happy, you want to kiss and hug me, or you want to make me unable to get out of bed. Qin Yi: Thank you for the invitation. On the second day of online dating, my online dating partner lived next door to me. Attack angle Pei Yanzhou was still abroad when he received the online dating invitation. The piles of documents and the sinister emotions that kept him awake all night made him unable to breathe. He casually clicked on that person's homepage, and the crisp and cheerful singing actually made him feel a little sleepy. Sunshine Big Mushroom: Hello, online dating? . : Good. In a word, I have an extra online boyfriend. Effortlessly, Pei Yanzhou found all the information about Qin Yi. That night, Pei Yanzhou packed up his things and returned home. The next day he applied for a job as Qin Yi's bodyguard and successfully lived next door to him. During the day, he is a taciturn and conscientious bodyguard, and at night, he is a talkative old man. Everything would have been perfect, if Qin Yi hadn't started avoiding him. Small theater After Benxian succeeded and expressed his feelings, Qin Yi held on to his waist that was about to break and kicked the bodyguard out of bed. Who said that an old man can't do it? He is very good at it. Qin Yi: I am not the only person in the world who has fallen in love with two men. (Cross out) Qin Yi: Go to hell, just be alone! —————————————————————— Pre-receipt of "Guide to Pampering the Sick Cuscuta Flower" When Yu Luotang woke up, he found that the world he lived in was just a book, and he was the cannon fodder control group for the protagonist in the book. ——The dodder flower is beautiful and delicate, but weak and weak, and can only live by begging for mercy and clinging to others. The protagonist is his younger brother Yu Luobai. He has been cheerful and cheerful since he was a child. He has the power and means. He made his debut at the age of eighteen and has prospered in the entertainment industry. The so-called painstaking training at home was just to sell him at a good price so as to pave the way for Yu Luobai. Fortunately, the night before he was about to discuss the engagement with the protagonist, he awakened his memory. The protagonist Gong had a secret affair with his younger brother for a long time. Not long after their marriage, the two planned to kill him and got all the assets in his name. The family just pretended to shed a few tears and left him behind. Yu Luotang rejected the sanctimonious protagonist Gong and instead chose Xie Wangqi, the villain in the book. It is said that Xie Wangqi suffered from severe insomnia, had a violent temper, and behaved erratically, which made everyone in the imperial capital talk about it. Yu Luotang didn't care, he just wanted to leave the Yu family and live. What's more, Xie Wangqi is not as cold and ruthless as he imagined, but is gentle and considerate, pampering him and meeting all his requirements. Except, a little... Clingy. I have to hold him in my arms every night to fall asleep. I like to nibble on the red mole on his collarbone, lift his chin for sticky kisses, and my needs seem to be particularly... *** Xie Wanqi had a delicate and weak marriage partner for nothing. He was so beautiful that he could never look away from her once he took one look at her. Staying with him, the increasingly severe headaches gradually eased; the violent emotions when hugging each other gradually calmed down; sharing the same bed, he could sleep peacefully all night long. Xie Wangqi wished he could pluck the stars from the sky and give everything to his little dodder flower. "Xie Wangqi, I'm afraid of being alone, please stay with me." "Okay." "Brother, I want the Tianliang King of the Yu family to be defeated, and I want Yu Luobai to be ruined." "Okay." "Husband, you have to love me more than you did the day before." "Okay." "Puppy, you are so immodest, sleep in separate rooms." "No." Xie Wanqi stared at Yu Luotang with his scarlet eyes, lifted his chin and kissed him deeply. Except for this, he could satisfy any request of Yu Luotang. A Guide to Pampering Cuscuta Flowers 1. The little Cuscuta flower is afraid of the dark and thunder, so I have to hold it in my arms to coax it to sleep. 2. The little dodder flower is delicate and frail, so you need to prepare the necessary medicines. At that time, you need to be extremely restrained and gentle. 3. The little dodder flower needs a lot of money, and it also needs a lot of love. Love it very much. 4. The little dodder flower that supports him unconditionally, as long as he wants it, as long as he wants it, should be the vine for him to climb up, not the cage of thorns that traps him. Ps: You will have your own career —————————————————————— Pre-collection of Part Two "The old attack stickers with tentacle catnip can really extend your life!" As the last cat demon to become a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China, Su Mubai had been mentally unstable and frail since childhood. Following Tianshi's advice, Su Mubai entered the entertainment industry as a teenager and worked hard, becoming a top figure in the industry, earning fans' love and stabilizing his soul, but the effect was minimal. Seeing Su Mubai getting weaker day by day, Grandpa Su gritted his teeth and sent him to marry the mentally strong boss Bo Yanchi. Su Mubai heard that Bo Yanchi's mental power was so strong that it was difficult to control him. He was cruel, cold as ice, and inhumane. Even the demons in the imperial capital trembled at the mention of his name. Su Mubai was prepared to be kicked out as soon as they met, but he never imagined that Bo Yanchi was not only gentle and considerate, but also loved to kiss and hug him. The first time I met Bo Yanchi. Su Mubai: blushing, palpitating, limbs limp, head dizzy, it smells so good, I want to inhale it. Grandpa, why didn't you say that the boss was made of catnip? Heaven is a cat paradise. *** Su Mubai made a deal with Bo Yanchi. He helped Bo Yanchi comb out his mental power like a ball of wool, and Bo Yanchi helped him stabilize his soul. Everything went perfectly, that is, Bo Yanchi and he were touching each other with their fingertips at the beginning, and ended up being naked. Maomao doesn't understand, Maomao is shocked. Jpg "Maomao, this is dual cultivation. It can stabilize your soul in one fell swoop. It's cultivation and it's normal." Su Mubai: "Yes, really." Don't lie to cats if they read less. Later... Su Mubai: "Double cultivation is dual cultivation. Where did you get the tentacles? It was said to be catnip. Why is it catnip with a bunch of tentacle vines?" Bo Yanchi: With dark eyes, he tied up Su Mubai who was about to run away. "Maomao, I just mutated after practicing for a long time, don't be afraid. You obviously like my vines very much, and you get excited every time." It seems... He wasn't wrong either. Su Mubai was addicted to the fragrance of catnip, and couldn't help but sink deeper and deeper. Bo Yanchi's vines wrapped around his waist, and his body was covered with red marks. However, he always felt that something was wrong, why his belly was getting bigger and bigger, and whether he had been deceived by an old goblin who was a thousand years older than him. Determination: Overcome all difficulties, come just for you