1V1 interstellar sweet article
On this ordinary day, there was an ordinary Zerg.
Ordinarily flatten the human base and build an ordinary nest.
It raised its three-meter-high head and looked high. Looking at the protagonist who came to the door, he showed his sharp mouthparts.
Weak humans, hee hee hee hee—ga?
Wait, what did he... Take out? !
In an instant, the ancient memory hidden deep in the race's genes awakened.
The giant insect slipped.
——No, it's bloodline suppression!
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To deal with powerful enemies, you often only need the most primitive weapons.
Yu Shuang stepped into the interstellar apocalypse and bowed down calmly when facing the strongest Zerg in the universe.
Then——
Slowly lift up a slipper.
It's just an ordinary big cockroach, so what if it's three meters tall?
"Try to take a bite out of me and get free shipping on slippers at 9:09 a. M., All of them will explode!"
If that doesn't work, he still has a bottle of enemy in his bag! Enemy! Fear!
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Human Base No. 080 Fell. Admiral Lu Jianye personally led the fleet to search and rescue, and detected life signals in the insect nest.
The danger factor of the giant insect is A+, and the difficulty of rescue reaches S level.
With the belief that no compatriots should be given up, the troops on land will venture into danger alone and go deep into the enemy's nest.
I saw——
Slippers and insecticides flew everywhere, giant insects fainted, and larvae fled shivering.
A young man was yelling: "Oh shit, shit, shit..."
Lu Jianye's murderous aura suddenly stopped.
Yu Shuang hesitated to speak half a sentence about the quintessence of Chinese culture.
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Before traveling through time, Yu Shuang had just watched "The Rise of the Good-for-Nothing Male: Two Hundred Domineering Military Females Fall in Love with Me" recommended by his cousin.
He looked at the few remaining cockroaches on his left, looked at Rikumino Shumasa's facial features and straight military uniform on his right, and asked uncertainly: "Uh... Are these your family members?"
Lu Jianye: "..." Sometimes it's quite helpless to go out alone.
Accepting the time-travel setting, Yu Shuang is full of expectations: "Haha, God has pity on me. I have been poor for so many years, and it is finally my turn to be the time-travel hero! How can I conquer the stars and earn him 100 million in three days? Food, live streaming, farming?... Will there be an infatuated female insect to confess my love!"
Lu Jian Nonaka said willingly: "My hobby is quite unique. The spider below seems to be a female. Can I catch it and give it to you?"
The giant spider was five meters tall. Yu Shuangguang was frightened and fainted.
On the nth day after traveling through time, Yu Shuang finally found the correct golden finger. He stood in front of the human space force, raised a slipper high, and shouted: "Fight for humanity!!!"
With an order, the 100,000 troops raised their slippers in unison - and rushed towards the sea of stars to liberate all mankind.
After the victory of mankind, the reporter from the universe asked in an interview: "Hello, Mr. Yu, the richest man in the universe! Can you share your journey of developing the secret to exterminating pests?"
Yu Shuang smiled calmly: "You may not believe it, but at first I just wanted to make some money to pay off the mortgage... I didn't expect that I would accidentally save the world."
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*Lu Jianye
*[Highlight] Interstellar fantasy theme, fictional background, please do not bring it into reality! Don't even spray pesticides in urban areas!
*This article was first published in Jinjiang Literature City. Thank you for supporting the original version! Readers are welcome to make suggestions and correct mistakes =u=
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Pre-released article "I, the actor, play the heroine of a sadistic novel?" : Sand sculpture + quick travel + 1V1
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Shen Yao's life hangs by a thread. He is captured by the quick travel system and used as a young man. He throws it into his mind and reads it.
Need to rely on role-playing to buy your life?
Chen Yao laughed out loud.
After three years of working in vertical screen short plays, he played the role of the boss!
But I never expected that the task issued by the system was: "Next, you will play the heroine..."
System: "Hey, why is it a man? Just make do with it."
Shen Yao:? ? ?
*World 1: He was originally the true prince of the Shen family in Jiangcheng. In his last life, he was rejected by his family and fiancé, and was killed by a fake daughter; this time, he wants to take back everything that belongs to him!
Daddy: "Zihan will always be our daughter and your sister."
Butler: "Miss is used to living in a big room, but young master is different. He can just sleep in the basement."
Brother Partiality: "I only have one sister, Zihan!"
After hearing this, Shen Yao jumped up and started. The first slap was for the scumbag dad, the second slap was for the housekeeper, and the third slap was for the biased brother!
The system crashed: "What are you doing! Why did you steal the male protagonist's scene!"
Shen Yao: "Saorui... I have an occupational disease..."
The fiancé of the domineering boss who was married on the fingertips arrived belatedly, his pupils were shaking: "... You are engaged, and you haven't confirmed the gender yet?"
* World 2: Secretary Shen has been the CEO's underground lover for five years. He originally thought that the CEO was naturally cold-hearted, but he didn't expect that the CEO's tenderness would be given to someone else.
The intern female partner made a brilliant debut, Secretary Shen was kicked out of the love scene, and was transferred to the front desk in the workplace.
Shen Yao: "Although I made a net profit of 200 million in five years and earned 10,000 yuan a month just sitting around and fishing, I envy the interns with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan who can work overtime for free, accompany the boss, and go to the bar...?"
CEO: "In order to humiliate Secretary Shen, why do you offer him a high salary to visit the gate?"
Shen Yao & CEO: "Am I sick?!"
*World 3: When the Prime Minister was at his lowest, the eldest lady of the Shen family... Bah, the eldest son of the Shen family regretted their marriage. But after becoming a highly respected minister, the Prime Minister carried a large sedan chair to marry Young Master Shen back home.
Everyone in the world says that the Prime Minister is very loving, but only Young Master Shen himself knows that he is doing it to humiliate himself!
Shen Yao: "Is it time for me to be humiliated by the rich clothes, fine food, gold, silver and jade articles again?"
*World 4: The general went on an expedition on his wedding night. He went away for three years and brought back a woman when he returned in triumph.
Supporting role: "A housewife like Madam is definitely not a good match for a general."
Shen Yao geared up: "Really? If you don't understand marriage law, I know a little bit about fists and kicks."
Everyone: "Huh? No one said that the general is a broken sleeve!"
Purpose: Only by mastering science and technology can we create a better tomorrow
