Royal Eunuch, Eat Melon Online
御前太监,在线吃瓜
by Genuine Cultivation Guide (正版修仙指南)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Face-Slapping
- Mind Reading
- System
Synopsis
[The talkative emperor's slippery kneeling eunuch vs the fake and pitiful emperor who is really evil] Chen Jiao became a eunuch. In my previous life, I worked diligently as a social animal service boss. In this life, I have worked diligently as an animal to serve the emperor. Chen Jiao held the plot system in his hand, protecting his head while watching the development of the plot and checking in on tasks, but he didn't know that the emperor and the queen mother could hear his voice. Chen Jiao: [Master Li, the Minister of Civil Affairs, accepted bribes and made an unknown amount of money. Mr. Li's home was raided and dismissed from his post recently. Several large boxes of gold, silver and jewelry were found in his home and were all transferred to the state treasury. Chen Jiao: [Master Zhang from the household department has a greener head than the emperor. His sons and grandsons are not his, but those of the housekeeper Lao Wang. Master Zhang's son and grandson left home within a few days. Master Zhang suffered from cold in the summer and could not afford to fall ill. Chen Jiao: [Master Su from Yushitai likes to wear his wife's bellyband, but he doesn't want the ones worn by his wife. Mr. Su never had a fight with the emperor when he went to court. Whatever the emperor said was whatever he said. Chen Jiao: [General Xu's father was shot and killed by King Ning, and his younger brother was crippled by King Ning. He thought that King Ning saved his brother's life, so he was so grateful that he was so grateful to King Ning that he raised his troops for free. Tsk tsk...] Later, King Ning rebelled and cooperated with the rebels in the city. In times of crisis, the soldiers in the city turned against each other. Prince Ning: Play me? The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Who said that the Holy One is incompetent and inferior to the late Emperor? We (we) see that the Holy One is clearly talented in the world. Concubine Duan fell into the water and had a miscarriage. "Your Majesty, I know that I have offended Sister Shu Fei somewhere. I beg Your Majesty to make the decision for our child!" Chen Jiao: [What is the decision? He's not the emperor's child. Emperor:? Chen Jiao: [The child is the result of an affair between you and Prince Ning. You are afraid that if the month is not right and you are found out, you will use Concubine Shu as a scapegoat. Emperor:...... The innocent and wrongly accused concubine Chen Jiao: [It's not unfair, she doesn't like men at all. Her true love is Wang Meiren, and the two of them sleep in a small bed every night. Emperor:...... Concubine Duan and her mother's family were sent away, Concubine Shu and Princess Shu were relegated to the sidelines. The already barren harem was depleted, and the emperor became more diligent in government affairs. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Whoever said that the Holy One was debauched and harmed the country was clearly talking nonsense! ! Chen Jiao was also puzzled. How is the development of this story different from the novel? Emotional version copy: Chen Jiao's 28-year-old soul penetrates into the 16-year-old shell. He knows the plot very well and loves the young emperor very much. He ascended the throne at a young age, with a wolf before him, a tiger behind him, and an unreliable biological mother. Chen Jiao said bluntly in his heart, "Poor baby." Anyway, according to the plot, the little emperor won't live for a few more years, so you should be nice to him! The little emperor was made things difficult for him by his old ministers, and he shed tears in sorrow. Chen Jiao was extremely soft-hearted and tried his best to make the little emperor happy. Want a slap on the back? Can! Want a massage? Can! The little emperor was insulted by the prince and was filled with grief and anger. Chen was extremely anxious. Want to go out and relax? Can! Want to sleep together? Can! The harem was on fire, and the little emperor was heartbroken. He was drunk and sorrowful, crying "No one loves me." Chen Jiao was even more sad than the little emperor. Drink together? Can! Taking off clothes? But... Wait, this is not possible! ! ! Chen Jiao's eyes were dull, and he was trapped and locked on the dragon by the emperor who was a lot bigger than him, with no way to escape. It was a stormy night. Xiao Ye played with Chen Jiao's hair and asked, "Am I still a child?" Chen Jiao covered his face and shut himself up, paying homage to his moral integrity that disappeared in the wind. Afterwards, Chen Jiao was puzzled: Why did the emperor know what I was thinking? [Could it be that the emperor is really a genius? Xiao Ye said with a serious face: Well, I am a genius. Demining: 1. The scheming Emperor Gong vs. The cowardly eunuch Shou, mind-reading, he, 1v1, Nianxia. 2. There is a lot of psychological os, and the chatterbox is one year old. The actual age difference between the attack and the victim is one year, and the psychological age difference is ten years. 3. There are both former dynasties and harems. The author is a Machiavellian loser, so he won't write too much. 4. The style of mixing historical dynasties, not serious political schemes, please do not join the party, thank you very much 5. Do not enter extreme gksk, thank you Updated daily after opening ~ updated every night between 9:00 and 12:00 Intention: No matter what adversity you encounter, you must always maintain a sincere heart.
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