
Speed Pass, Excluding Wife Chasing
速通,不包括追妻
by Seventeen Volumes (十七卷言)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 562k Words
- Chapters
- 144
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[Advance collection of "The Comprehensive Complete Works of the Hehuan Sect", fearing that the annual performance will be the same as that of an idiot novice of the Hehuan Sect × a gentleman who appears to be a gentleman and a ruthless male ghost swordsman, as well as the KPIs of some idiots. The copy is at the bottom, save it if you are interested~] Speedrunning is a game method that involves familiarizing yourself with game mechanics, rationally using bugs to plan routes, and completing levels as quickly as possible. Four years after the release of the holographic western fantasy game Laurel, the number of players has been declining at a steady rate, and the NPCs who serve players are preparing to enter the long-awaited retirement life. Except for highly active, stubborn speedrunners. As one of the insignificant NPCs in Laurel, Sylvain should have been relaxing and enjoying his retirement time. It's just that his job is a bit special. He has to weave the most important laurel crown in the game and give it to the players who pass the test. Logically speaking, he only needs to say the predetermined lines and complete the actions thousands of times, and the player will leave. But except for those damn speedrunners. Some of them appear in disguise, skip dialogue, and eject away. Some use bugs to fly around, destroy game mechanisms, and do whatever they can to achieve their goals, adding countless troubles to their work and lives. What's more, I don't know how much waste is stuffed in my mind, and I use various methods to repeatedly harass NPCs, which is a heinous crime. - There is an anecdote that everyone knows in the speedrunning forum. Divine, the record holder who was born three years ago, will definitely kill one of the record holders of that game as soon as he starts playing a certain game. And... As long as the live broadcast is on, Laurel will almost certainly be playing. Bai Yanze has an almost fanatical obsession with a certain NPC inside. What makes Bai Yanze even more happy is that almost no one discusses his favorite characters online, and they almost belong to him alone. In reality, he customized various dress-up mods to enjoy screenshots, made numerous appointments based on his personal preferences, and created so many personal peripherals that he even bought several houses to install them. In the game, Bai Yanze played countless endings for him and saved many levels. They will be close friends walking side by side, enemies with blood feud, and even lovers who whisper in their ears. All because Bai Yanze felt that his game villain would come alive one day. Speed runners possessive and aggressive × step by step beautiful paper people suffer Reading guide: ※ Not suitable for party control reading ※ There are plots of cross-dressing in both attack and reception ※ There will be some barrage plots in the early stage, but basically disappear in the later stage (please let me write it, I really want to write it) ※ Strictly speaking, the perspective is unknown. Attack and reception are in different dimensions, and will be switched according to the best narrative angle. —————— Pre-receipt of "Complete Collection of Hehuan Sect's Complete Works" The Acacia Sect is not a good thing. All the sects say so. The Hehuan Sect will never fail. This is what the victims say. But no one has ever asked the homophobic straight man whether he can find a good path in the Hehuan sect. Men, no. This is a matter of principle. After being criticized by the master for the eighteenth time, the senior sister couldn't stand it anymore: "Only one man and one woman?" As the name suggests, he is reserved: "Yes." The senior sister took out a set of small skirts and said, "Okay. I'll find a man for you, and you can be a woman." Name:? The senior sister has her own truth: "Straight is just a personality. As long as no one knows that you are sleeping with a man, you will naturally still be straight in the eyes of the outside world." Name: Is this right? - Right. As the name suggests, she put on a small skirt and completely let herself go. She slept with a polite Confucian cultivator, a generous Talisman cultivator, a medical cultivator who brought back the dead, and even a sword cultivator who practiced the ruthless way became one of the KPIs. When he got excited, he even adopted a male dog. The senior sister was shocked, "Have you been cured of your homophobia?" Namely: "... No." As the name suggests, I get out of different beds every day. The man is so disgusting, vomiting... Yuanyang is so pure... The man is so disgusting, vomiting... Yuanyang is so pure... - As we all know, if a man finds too much, he will eventually cause trouble. The day after he lost his horse, he rolled and crawled away towards the deep mountains and forests with a full belly of Yang. The local tyrant Fu Cultivator issued a reward of ten thousand gold; the medical cultivator's fingertips flashed with silver needles, and he was going to make him into a doll; the Confucian cultivator who thought he was the easiest to offend turned out to be a cruel demon cultivator in disguise; even the dog he picked up was a demon cultivator in the form of a demon cultivator who wanted to take him back to have puppies! ! And when Gu Ming carefully moved all his belongings into the cave and prepared to take Yuanyang he had cheated into seclusion for ten and a half years, the swordsman with the highest martial arts value who had been following him appeared behind him like a ghost. "Baby won't wear a skirt today?" - I'm afraid of being the idiot Acacia sect novice who has the worst performance every year × KPIs. Temporarily: A gentleman on the surface and a ruthless male ghost swordsman Weak and sick, knowledgeable and knowledgeable Confucian cultivator/murderous, illiterate and demonic cultivator (one body, two souls) Really do the dog-monster ritual for my wife Spend a lot of money to support your wife, and you can practice many kinds of charms. [May be added, may be deleted] [The first version of the copy produced by Deadline is for reference only, the name of the attacker is to be determined] Purpose: Find yourself and improve yourself
