Once, Pei Nanche had sex with someone when he was drunk. When I woke up the next day, before I could see the man's face clearly, I hit my head and lost my memory.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw a handsome face. Pei Nanche stared at the person in front of him for a few seconds, and a short clip of "The Dog-licking Husband and His Spermous Wife" automatically loaded into his mind.
Then he slapped the man on the chest and shouted angrily: "What kind of husband is this? You won't hold me up and wait for me to take care of you!"
Jiang Ling: "?"
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Jiang Ling, a business tycoon, is cold-blooded and heartless. I never allowed myself to make any mistakes in my life, but one night I lost control and slept with my secretary.
What's even more outrageous is that the secretary lost her memory after sleeping, and she relied on him, believing that he was the husband of a secret marriage.
Before, the secretary obeyed him like an obedient kitten.
And now——
"It's so boring, why don't we have a fight, and my husband can comfort me after the fight?"
"Why don't you say hello when you get up in the morning? Who is in the company? Is it more important than your wife?"
"You bitch, you have the toughest mouth in the whole body. Why, is it difficult to admit that your wife is attractive!"
In the past, the secretary was honest and did her duty and did not dare to do anything beyond her limits.
And now——
I gave him a shirtpin as a gift, but I had to help him put it on myself; I deliberately wore a loose shirt and lingered beside the bed. Every time I leaned over, the scenery under the collar was looming...
Jiang Ling had a headache. He didn't dare to think about how terrible it would be if Pei Nanche always regarded him as her husband. I can't even imagine what kind of nightmare it would be if they had to live together for the rest of their lives.
If we could go back in time to the day before Pei Nanche lost his memory, he would kill him without having sex with Pei Nanche.
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After living together for a while, Jiang Ling gradually seemed to find that this nightmare was actually a bit... Sweet?
The "wife" is a little pretentious, but she is cute, good at fishing and flirting, which suits his taste.
Jiang Ling slowly fell...
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One night, Pei Nanche quietly slipped into Jiang Ling's bed, revealing two little fox-like eyes, and whispered: "Honey, haven't we done that for a long time?"
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The night passed, and the next morning, when Jiang Ling opened his eyes, he saw Pei Nanche sitting quietly by the bed, his hands clasped together nervously, and his face full of uneasiness: "Mr. Jiang, did I... Offend you last night..."
Boss Jiang, who had always been calm and steady, panicked for the first time. His fingertips clasped Pei Nanche's wrist tightly, and his Adam's apple rolled heavily.
"It's been a long time since you called me Mr. Jiang. Instead, you call me husband."
□□; Amnesia gag; suffering from an ex who has been dating for four months, 2% of the scene; double C; sweet article
2024-10-18, changed to 2025-05-26
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Pre-collection of "Straight Daddy Is Jealous Every Day"
In the eyes of outsiders, Lu Zhixiao is an unkind, straight male boss, but he is extremely fond of Tong Ran, the son of his father's old friend.
Tong Ran asked him to blow the skin off her hand, asked him to feed her when drinking traditional Chinese medicine was too bitter, asked him to accompany her when she couldn't sleep at night...
In this regard, Lu Zhixiao accepted everything, and he was happy to tolerate it.
I thought that the little pendant would always be well-behaved, but one day Lu Zhixiao accidentally opened Tong Ran's diary - "I want to bite his Adam's apple", "I want to see him sweat for me", "I want to kiss him, I want to hold him, I want to sleep"...
Lu Zhixiao's eyes darkened at the words written all over the paper: "No!" There is a wild man out there seducing my brother!
Afterwards, while trying to find ways to "correct" Tong Ran who had gone astray, he secretly tracked down the wild man.
Tong Ran looked at someone's faceless fitness photos on the computer.
Lu Zhixiao caught a glimpse of the eight-pack abs in the photo, but didn't recognize it was himself.
"They're all pornographic pictures to deceive children." He sneered, closed the computer with a snap, grabbed Tong Ran's hand and pressed it on his hard abdominal muscles.
"Have you touched it? This is the real thing. If you want to see your abs in the future, come to me. Don't look at those messy things."
Tong Ran swallowed his saliva and nodded obediently: Well, it is indeed the real material that is easier to touch.
Tong Ran deliberately wore a black lo-skirt and wandered around the villa yard. Her legs were straight and slender under the skirt, and her garters were decorated with bow-knotted silver chains, which swayed softly with his movements.
Lu Zhixiao's eyelids jumped wildly when he saw it, he grabbed his wrist and pulled him to the mirror.
"Do you know what would happen if you were dressed like this and fell into the hands of a bad man?"
He pressed Tong Ran from behind, and his big hands moved exaggeratedly around the young man's waist, trying to scare him away with a simulated "exercise"
"I will bully you miserably and tear you to pieces like I did! Are you afraid? If you are afraid, you are not allowed to dress like this again!"
Tong Ran's cheeks turned red and she felt the body temperature on her back: Oh, what should I do if I get even more excited...
One day later, Tong Ran used his supplementary card to open a hotel room with a double bed.
Lu Zhixiao couldn't bear it anymore and rushed to the hotel with murderous intent.
In the room, Tong Ran had just finished taking a shower, her bathrobe hung loosely on her shoulders, and water was still dripping from her collarbone.
Lu Zhixiao stepped forward and said in a harsh and deep voice: "The men outside are just greedy for your body, and none of them are good. Who is that wild man? I must destroy him!"
Tong Ran laughed angrily!
He grabbed Lu Zhixiao's tie and kissed him hard.
Lu Zhixiao: "..."
Lu Zhixiao: "?"
#About me being wanted all over the world#
#The wild man I have been guarding against for a long time is actually myself#
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Tong Ran lost his temper and wanted to run away from home. He pushed the man blocking the door: "Get out of here, I don't want to live with a coward and a straight man!"
Darkness filled Lu Zhixiao's eyes, he clasped the slim waist with one hand and lifted the person onto his shoulder.
"Who said I'm straight? Let's go to bed and let you inspect the goods."
He kicked open the bedroom door, locked it with his backhand, pressed Tong Ran against the edge of the bed, and brushed his hot fingertips against his lips.
"Brother, I have recorded the words "I want to hug, want to kiss, and want to sleep" in your diary for you. The night is long. Tonight, I will satisfy you one by one..."
Motto: Love can change everything