The country of Yu has been very lively recently, and the people gossip about the things they heard every day when they have nothing to do.
I heard that the Minister of Rites came to the door with a sixteen-year-old child who was living in an outer room and asked to be his wife. The Minister's wife was immediately angered!
An insider revealed that the minister of rites told his illegitimate son whether he or I should be married. As a result, the minister of rites pretended to be a father and ignored him, and asked his son to persuade his mother to be more generous.
The young master was furious and said on the spot that he would cut off his sleeves and cut off the reputation of the minister in his lineage. I heard that he had taken his mother out of the house a few days ago and started his own business!
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked and quickly asked what next?
Then...
Yan An held her mother's hand and said anxiously: "Mom, I really don't like women. Even if you swallow your anger for me and can't hide it in the future, that person will still turn your back and deny her."
"Didn't he curse me to die a good death with my broken sleeves, and to die alone in the future? I will be a matchmaker, specializing in arranging marriages for people. I can't believe that after seeing so many people, I still can't find a man like me!"
The woman with a sick face swallowed the bitterness in her throat, and finally couldn't bear to say an embarrassing word, "Don't be afraid, mother doesn't blame you, as long as you are happy, it doesn't matter if your sleeves are broken."
Later, the young man in charge of the service took up his business as a matchmaker and specialized in fixing people's hair. Miraculously, the newlyweds whom he arranged as matchmakers became inseparable.
Not only did many young men and women who were unable to get married find their loved ones through Yan An's help, but there were also more newborns. This was big news in the Yu State, which had blind marriages and a small population!
For a time, this inexperienced male matchmaker was even more popular than the matchmaker who had been working for more than ten years. He was regarded as a guest by countless unmarried men and women, and was given the honorific title of Xiaoyue Lao.
When he heard the news, the Minister of Rites, who was about to go to court, pointed his nostrils in the sky and said that it was inappropriate for a man to be a matchmaker, and that a man with a broken sleeve would be rebelling against Tiangang. As a result, as soon as the court meeting was over, the current emperor punished him for doing such rude things as spoiling his concubine and killing his wife as a minister of the Ministry of Etiquette, so he punished him by shutting himself up and thinking about his mistakes.
There are a lot of discussions among the people. Could it be that Mr. Yan's ability to protect matchmakers and pull fibers was favored by the Holy Spirit? After all, the emperor's harem is still empty!
Regarding this matter, His Majesty grabbed Mr. Yan who was about to sleep and laughed softly: "So you have held the red string for so many people. When will you give me a piece of red string?"
Yan An, who was aching all over, huddled into the man's arms and muttered softly: "Don't make any noise, I'm sleepy."
"Tell me first, when can my conquest ceremony be held?"
The troubled Mr. Yan looked troubled, and he responded very perfunctorily: "Tomorrow, can you do it tomorrow?"
So the next day, the Qintian Supervisor received the news that the Holy Emperor was going to confer the Queen, and quickly checked the auspicious day of the zodiac. The Ministry of Rites received the news that the Emperor was going to confer the Queen, and prepared intensively. When the people received the news that the Holy Emperor was going to confer the Queen, they all smiled as expected.
Only the Minister of Rites heard what his boss said: The imperial edict was sent to the residence of the mourning star, and he immediately beat his wife and scolded the children at home, so regretful that his intestines turned green!
Small theater:
Yu Minbao: Have you ever risked your life for anything in your life?
Yan An's eyes were far-reaching, and he recalled the day when he helped a woman escape from a scumbag and was chased three streets by his dog. She nodded heavily: Yes, for the love of others.
Yu Minbao:? It's hard for me to explain to the Holy One with you like this!
Small theater:
As soon as the farce happened at the house of the Minister of Rites, the Minister of Hube was so frightened that he told his son: Don't imitate the son of the Minister of Rites! Why should a good man cut off his sleeves?
Later, the Minister of Tobe took a look at his son's appearance and sighed heavily: It's not impossible to like men. See if you can dress up and meet the emperor again.
Son: Not everyone has the luck and ability to be the Queen. Also, I don't like men:)
Small theater:
One day when the emperor had nothing to do, he started comparing himself with his queen.
The Emperor (confident): I know how to ride and shoot. I can pierce through the poplars with a hundred steps, and my arrows are all missed. All enemies will be killed by my horse.
Yan An (throwing her chest out): I can climb the wall. The blue brick and earth walls cannot stop me. All the people who were locked up and forced to marry were led by me to climb over the wall and leave.
The emperor said again: If I advance, I can lead the troops and go on an expedition; if I retreat, I can maintain my career and pass down my family.
Yan An was eating melon seeds: You can't pass on the family, and we can't have children. Have you forgotten? Why, beauty is easy to change, beauty fades and love fades, right? Regret it? Do you want to have a baby?
The Emperor: I'm just rude. You really want my life. Look at this cold sweat. It just popped out :)
Intention: A better life depends on oneself