
Hitting Anything Will Only Harm You!
什么都磕只会害了你!
by Chuko Wine (楚柯酒)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 234k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[End of text] [The next copy of "Kissing the Star at White Night" is below] Copywriting of this article: 1. When she was in her senior year, Lin Zhiming participated in a variety show about the growth of top academics for the bonus. She never expected that she would meet her first love Shi Yu again on the show. Three years have passed, and Shi Yu is still the proud son of heaven that attracts everyone's attention, stealing the limelight. And she was the rumored silent and aloof academic god. No one could associate the two worlds apart. It's just that both of them seemed to be brooding about what happened back then, and they kept secretly competing with each other on the show. During game time, when asked which one is more important, talent or hard work, Lin Zhiming replied: "Talent, my ex-boyfriend broke up because his grades were not good and he was afraid of affecting his genes, so he broke up with her." Then when asked about his motivation for studying, Shi Yu smiled and said, "My ex-girlfriend broke up because she disliked my poor grades. Later, I was admitted to the University of Washington and was always ranked first in my major." Program crew: How about you two singing a comic strip? But what I didn't expect was that after the show aired, it became popular in the form of "Academic Master Loves Variety Show", and Lin Zhiming and Shi Yu's "honorary CPs" were picked up countless sweet spots, directly ranking at the top of the CP list. Netizen: "Although the two of them seem to be fighting each other, don't you think Shi Yu responds to every word Lin Zhiming says? My family members don't complain about it, even I do!" Lin Zhiming: "..." Knocking on anything will only harm you! 2. After being suddenly broken up on the grounds of "poor grades," Shi Yu waited for three years and finally used a high bonus to get Lin Zhiming, who was studying hard, to appear in a variety show funded by his own company. Unexpectedly, the relationship between him and Lin Zhiming became popular on the variety show, and they even had their own sweet talk. Shi Yu was lurking in the "Honorary CP" super chat, and while he was sipping some sweets, he suddenly saw a comment that was familiar to ID and was scolded for more than ten floors. An Zhi: "Everyone, please stop talking. Shi Yu doesn't like studying at all. All he can think about is how to coax the little girl to sleep!" Netizen A: "It is illegal to spread rumors online. I have taken a screenshot and sent it to myself." Netizen B: "You know so well, have you talked to him?" … Shi Yu sent a private message and the other party automatically replied: "Don't ask. A friend of mine talked to Shi Yu. He just wanted to kiss her all day long and pretended to be innocent on the show." Shi Yu: "..." —— ■Fake aloofness. True miser. Science genius heroine ■Fake black belly. Real love brain. There is a male lead in the family. —— The pre-release of "Kiss the Star in the White Night" is available next door. If you are interested, you can check it out~ [Black and red female stars × top musicians] * On the day when the whole Internet was hacked and eggs were thrown at the airport, Wen Shuyang decided to give it a try in order to pursue her music dream. After dressing up carefully, she attended a private dinner for the first time. From her recommender, she asked for the key card of a top music producer in the industry who was said to be not very good at that, and entered the door. In the darkness, the man was tall, with hot lips and amazing size, but it was all over after three minutes. Wen Shuyang waited until dawn with her eyes open. When she put on her skirt and was about to ask the man for an explanation, she saw a familiar yet unfamiliar face. Wen Shuyang was dumbfounded. She slept with the wrong person. The one who slept in the wrong place was Yu Ran, one of today's top singer-songwriters and streamer music boss, who was rumored to be protecting himself for Bai Yueguang. On the messy hotel bed, the man was naked. He slowly put out his cigarette and looked at her with a critical eye: "How about you follow me?" * In the past ten years, Yu Ran had only seen Wen Shuyang three times at close range. The first time was in the physical education class of the sophomore year of high school. She bent down and handed an iodine swab to him who had a scratch while playing ball; The second time was before his debut, he spent all his savings traveling across half of China to attend her concert; The third time, he slept with her. Lighting a cigarette, Yuran originally wanted to talk to Wen Shuyang about these years from the beginning. ——If she hadn't heard her excitedly tell her agent that she only had three minutes to be a financial sponsor. * One night when Yuran went from three minutes to thirty minutes and still had to double, Wen Shuyang finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to terminate the support agreement and return to her hometown to farm. While packing her things, she accidentally found the song sheet he wrote for his first love in Yuran's closet, and an old photo fell out of it. It was the official photo of her smiling brightest when she first debuted. ——Later, she found the key card that the music producer accidentally lost at the dinner party. * "He broke into her dark night to kiss the star he loved most." Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
