University campus essay
[The natural straight-ball heartthrob is attacked by the x tsundere straight man "Dad"]
This article is also known as: "I want foreigners to "die""
The title copy may be slightly revised, but it remains largely unchanged.
Shen Bai felt that he was unlucky enough to score 423 points in the CET-6 exam, until the day before the start of his sophomore year, he had a dream that if he didn't pass the CET-6 exam before his junior year, he would become a character in the novel he wrote.
Shen Bai sneered. What he wrote was not a serious novel. He just became an English title blogger on the Internet after passing the sixth level. He posted heart-throb novels on the platform every day with attractive content. At the climax, the most appetizing word was an English word.
Comment area: [Knowledge penetrates the brain in a very despicable way.
Although he was scolded by people in the comment section for being clickbait, he felt comfortable watching them force knowledge into their brains.
Moreover, his "well-read" demeanor, including but not limited to Jiang, Dian and Tang, attracted many "believers".
Looking at netizens who fell into scams one after another, Shen Bai successfully built his own happiness on the pain of others, thus gaining more happiness.
Unexpectedly, when school started, all the emotional clips he had written before would come true, and he would become that heartthrob? ! Shen Bai suddenly realized, yes, he used the first person when writing novels!
A tall sports student with a mysophobia, broad shoulders and long legs, said that he, an art student, was a rookie with no muscles at all. He looked down on him every time, "You have thin arms and legs, and your waist is not as thick as my thighs."
Until later after playing basketball, I just took the towel he gave me and wanted to secretly drink the water he drank. When I was discovered, I confidently said that the water he drank was sweeter;
Shen Bai was disgusted: That's a towel for my roommate! Also, that's because honey is added to it!
The president of the elite student union usually wears silver-rimmed glasses and looks dignified and indifferent. After seeing him wearing a short skirt for club activities, he fell out on the spot and felt that he was shameless. He said in a cold and stiff voice: "Who would buy such a skirt without any trouble?"
Until one day, Shen Bai discovered that he was actually the pervert who had been sending short skirts to him by express delivery, and the clothes underneath never reached his knees.
Shen Bai frowned: crazy (swearing)
Green Tea's junior, a blond little puppy of Chinese and French descent, said when they first met that he was the ideal type, he was the muse, and the source of all inspiration. Every time, he said that without him, no works would be possible.
When meeting other people, he would pretend to be pitiful and say: "Other brothers don't think I take up too much time. I'm sorry, it's just that I'm young."
The other three people:...
Shen Bai retreated repeatedly: "Reject PUA, if you can't graduate, don't rely on me!"
He has a straight abstinent roommate with eight-pack abs and a good figure. However, the top button of his shirt is never unbuttoned, but he still points at the beautiful clothes he wears all day long, which is full of daddy style.
But he also began to act abnormally. He would put his arms around his shoulders and hug him. From time to time, he would go out of the bath with his upper body naked and say, "I can be your model." Not only that, he would blush and hook up with the gray sweatpants he was wearing and say, "I can accept being naked."
Shen Bai got angry and wanted to study Level 6 well, "abandon, abandon, give up, give up."
(Dementia-like)
Shen Bai stared at Xinghuo English in a daze, thinking whimsically: If he starts writing historical live broadcasts now, can he resurrect his ancestors and unify the world's language?
Natural beauty with straight balls is attacked by a sultry and arrogant father
[Instructions before reading]
1. This is not a stock buying article, I am a roommate, 1v1 double cleaning
2. Shou is a real beauty, Gong is a fake "dad", it's just a trick played by straight men to attract people.
3. People don't like Shou because of the novels he wrote. They just feel that way because of Shou's preconceptions.
4. It has little to do with Level 6. It's just a meme, but there are English words in it.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
