Copywriting for the nonsense drink version:
In her previous life, she died suddenly on the 120th day of preparing for the teacher exam. In this life, Matilda Bones is bound to get back everything that belongs to her.
Why was she the only one to be killed?
The whole magical world, roll it up for me! ! !
Knocking on the door of the principal's office, Matilda burst into tears. From then on, all teachers started teaching and researching once a week, and Hogwarts also had its own study plan with complete explanations of the five-year O. W. L. And the two-year N. E. W. T.
In the preface of each book, chief planner Matilda Bones repeats her own exclusive brainwashing slogan——
"Learn this book and catch up with You-Know-Who."
Through several thick layers of large purple scarves, Voldemort was panting with anger. The passing students pointed at Quirrell's head: "Did Professor Quirrell wrap a humidifier in the scarf?"
Quirrell: "..."
But Matilda still feels that it is not enough. If you and I don't get involved today, we will be involved by Death Eaters tomorrow!
So as soon as she entered the third grade, she hurriedly took away the sneaky big black dog near the Whomping Willow: "I'll help you catch Peter Pettigrew. You and Lupine can help me research something."
Sirius: "?"
Since then, Hogwarts has had its own vxwb class group learning MOOC campus forum.
It's easy to get tired of learning after studying too much, but the war is coming, how can you improve your survival rate if you don't work hard?
Matilda thought about it for a few days, then slipped into the kitchen and gave the house elves a meeting.
Since then, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley have had their own succulent grape ice cream, black tea and raw coconut latte.
The little wizards drank when they were tired of studying, and studied when they drank too much. They were so diligent that the entire Department of Magical Education moved into a large office.
On the day of the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort laughed so hard he showed off "Harry Potter is dead" and recruited students to join them.
Neville stood at the front, holding the Sword of Gryffindor high and shouting: "Death Eaters have no organization! We will never surrender!"
Voldemort: "...?"
Voldemort: Aren't you sick? ? ?
Shockingly bite the rock pie version of the copy:
After the victory in the Battle of Hogwarts, reporters intercepted Matilda who was eager to go home to catch up on her sleep for an interview.
Reporter: "Miss Bones, as one of the heroes who defeated the Dark Lord, what do you think is the key to our victory in this battle?"
"Education." Matilda yawned into the microphone, "It is the power of education."
"In the first grade, Quirrell was transferred to the Academic Affairs Office to compile teaching aids;
The second grade dragged the Death Eater parents to a parent-teacher meeting to learn about tutoring experience;
The third grade continues to let Death Eater parents learn to use apps;
In the fourth grade, Little Barty was asked to take the teaching qualification test;
The fifth grade asked Umbridge to judge the merit competition;
The sixth grade published a biography of Voldemort (an embellished version) to help Death Eaters develop a reading habit. "
Matilda: "Well, then we won."
Reporter: "?"
Reading guide:
1. The female protagonist is a half-blood Gryffindor, CP Snape, and her descendants face him every day, and everyone is alive (except for the female protagonist like Regulus who died before birth), and there are many private plots;
2. This article is a self-released piece of work that was inspired by the explosion of inspiration during the period when the author was studying and went crazy. After work, he even became even more crazy. Everything was just for fun and to release stress. The female protagonist is the type of "she has been caught in the rain, so she will tear up other people's umbrellas." The educational views and methods written in the article do not represent the author's own approval. It is purely for fun and decompression, please do not take it seriously! ! !
3. There are a lot of crazy literature/Chinese memes, which completely do not follow the original writing style and are very "crazy". If you feel that the style is not suitable after reading a few chapters, please exit in time;
4. Put up a shield: The heroine treats the protagonists more like NPCs in the early stage, and they will grow and change in the later stage. I won't go into details about spoilers. In short, it's not the author who has any opinions on the original characters, eh;
5. Generate electricity for love and change the relationship
There is another non-crazy fan in the column, "[HP] Tonight I will dance with the Prophet", the cp is also Snape, if you are interested, you can click and save it~
Motto: Only by loving the roll will you win!
