What is the most unlucky thing in life?
A. When I woke up, I found that I had turned into a cat.
B. After turning into a cat, he slipped and got stuck on the neighbor's balcony.
C. When your neighbor pushes in the door, you find that your new neighbor is actually your sworn enemy since childhood.
D. Select all of the above
Unfortunately, I fell into the trap of D: I choose to die:)
Sheng Chiran, who was not dead, was knocked on his door by his mysophobic neighbor, carrying a plastic bag.
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Jiang Wenbing came to return the cat, but no one answered the door.
The cat in his hand, which looked very much like a late-burning cat, struggled wildly in the bag and roared angrily.
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!"
Sheng Chiran: I'm in your fucking hands now! Give me up! ! !
Jiang Wenbing and the cat looked at each other for three seconds and then took the cat home.
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The unemployed wandering cat Sheng Chiran was forced to live with his mortal enemy and began a cohabitation life of loving (loving) and loving (killing) each other.
Sheng Chiran: Oh, you don't want to be this dog man's pet!
"Meow ooo ooh!!"
Neutering? ! Say it fucking again! !
"Meow, meow, meow!"
Let me get out of bed! What about mysophobia? ! !
"Meow meow meow meow meow!!!"
Idiot Jiang, if you dare to put your head over, you will——
"What am I?"
With a cold expression on his face, the man pressed his rival, whose face was red and had cat ears, under him, and blocked the mouth that could not say anything good.
One year after living with a bitter rival
Sheng Chiran leaned lazily on the warm sofa, his tail lazily sweeping the ankles of the person behind him: "Hey, some more dried fish."
*The irritable and arrogant cat Mao Shou & the cold-hearted and sinister cleansing attack
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Intention: Let go of prejudices and turn conflicts into friendship