As we all know, laughing too loudly at copywriting can literally tear through the book.
Chu Zhao is such a little unlucky guy.
Just a second ago, she was laughing at the copywriting of "Runaway Sweetheart: Thirty-three Days of the First Emperor's Pursuit of Love" that said "she ran away from him and he chased her".
The next second she appeared in the Qin Dynasty's heaven-sacrifice ceremony in the book, and her portrait was posted on the canopy above her head, speaking impassionedly to the whole world:
[She came with destiny, ended the chaos of the late Qin Dynasty at a young age, swept across the nine states, and unified China;
She conquered the world, bless the common people, single-handedly created the prosperous age of Yuanxi, and attracted all nations to come to pay homage to the "Khan of Heaven";
She was a gifted genius, well versed in arts and sciences, and single-handedly laid the foundation of modern industry and advanced the progress of civilization by more than a thousand years;
She is the famous daughter of destiny in history - Emperor Rong Chao Taizu Chen - Chu! Zhao!
Seeing the 100,000-strong army glaring around him and the First Emperor looking at him with a playful look, Chu Zhao, who had just turned five years old, became numb:
Oh, it turns out that she is running away from him.
*
In the 30th year of King Qin's reign, someone suddenly appeared in the sky, recounting the events before and after, commenting on right and wrong, suspected to be a descendant.
The sky tells the story of the fate of the Qin Dynasty, which will end for the next two generations, and all officials are sad.
Tianmu also said that after the death of Qin, a heroine destined by destiny would rise and establish another dynasty. When all the officials heard about it, they were angry and jealous.
The curtain finally revealed that this heroine was actually the pearl left behind by the First Emperor. When everyone heard this, they turned from sadness to joy, sang and danced to welcome the queen, and invited the queen to ascend the throne.
*
One day after recognizing his ancestor and returning to his clan——
The First Emperor: I want to cultivate immortality and gain immortality.
Chu Zhao: My father is confused. Don't you hear that "flesh and blood are weak and weak, but machines soar"?
First Emperor:?
Chu Zhao: It's better to practice technology than to cultivate immortality. It's time for Da Qin to see the technological power of the industrial revolution.
*
It was a rare trip through a book, and all she wanted was——
There are no hungry corpses under my eyes, there are no frozen corpses on the road; I see Luo Qun in the court hall, and the world is filled with the sound of books.
Note 1: The fictional book is not official history.
Note 2: There are some inconsistencies between Shuang Wen Tu Yile and historical facts. I will work hard to reconcile them, but in essence they are novels and there are private settings.
Kangkang children's advance payment:
"Crazy!" Start selling around the world
Note: Epileptic literature, please be careful not to enter if you are in a normal mental state.
There are 99 episodes of rebirth, 99 episodes of the sadistic heroine Feng Yuga loses the male protagonist, 66 episodes of her own family, and 33 episodes of annihilation.
Because the plot line was so broken that he didn't even recognize his biological mother, Tiandao of the small world who kept restarting the timeline said: Help! Who will take this bitch away?
The Great World of Heaven:...
Why are you trying to bully her? Doesn't she just want to be a heroine of a cool novel? I'll help you change the world and let her be the one.
Xiaotian said: qaq, what kind of golden finger does Shuangwen give?
The Great World silently lit up a cigarette: "Search for the apps most used by humans. Whatever you want on them, just give her what you want."
Xiao Tiandao who transformed into a system: The keyword with the most searches for apps is, right? I understand.
*
Feng Yu always felt that the world she lived in was not quite right.
Why do her parents, who regard giving birth to her as winning the genetic lottery, suddenly want her waist?
Why can't the ubiquitous security inspection bureau even get rid of a legally illiterate CEO who was illegally detained?
Why is everyone suddenly free to bully her and use her sister she has never met to pup her?
Feng Yu, who felt that everyone around her had lost their minds, tried her best to deal with the threat, but in the blink of an eye, she was back to where it all started.
Okay, rebirth?
There is something wrong with this world.
So, the male protagonist is reborn... The male protagonist, the whole family is reborn... Tired, destroy it... Reborn...
In the hundredth life, Feng Yu was really tired and wanted to do whatever she wanted, but when she opened her eyes, she found that she had left her original world.
A group of things claiming to be the system floated in front of her: "Hello host, welcome to the quick travel system. Your first golden finger is [Sale of the Concubines]."
……
[World 1] The literature of selling concubines in the world of cultivating immortals: Is it reasonable for my beggar to sell concubines and ancestors?
[World 2] Supernatural modern multi-child literature: Tsk, do you expect to save the world by giving birth to 108 children to ghosts? Then whoever I'm glaring at with my golden finger (ghost) is pregnant, right?
[World 3] Cyber mother-in-law and daughter-in-law literature: Today, even if the alien Zerg comes, they still have to wear anti-matter high heels and kneel on the floor made of powerful materials to wash the feet of the android mother-in-law.
……
Intention: To achieve great things and benefit the world
Reader comments
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When you see someone saying bad things behind their back, you immediately come forward to reason with them, which is a sign of high emotional intelligence. If you don't dare to say it, you will be even more nervous in the future.
Isn't this what it is? It gave me a headache, so I suggest you return it to your mother's womb and try again.
When will you update again?
Wow, what a fatal question. Is the Shura Field going to burn down? I feel like Nioh's character will add another fire.
Look forward to look forward to look forward to look forward to look forward to look forward to look forward to look forward to
"The points are like rain." "Catch a big bug for the author~ wind
It's really nice, cardigan.
Come on come on come on come on
More updated, looks good
Madam, I will always wait for you woo woo woo
Author, it's the 31st soon. Is it time to update this time?
When you see someone saying bad things behind their back, you immediately come forward to reason with them, which is a sign of high emotional intelligence. If you don't dare to say it, you will be even more nervous in the future.