[The cold and poisonous tongue controls the desire to explode and the master's attack × the idiot who destroys the house is cute and needs to be dealt with by the system]
Qiao Zhouzhou, number 002, is a husky walking in the system world.
Every day I am either sending the wrong tasks, or I am on the way to sending the wrong tasks.
Long Aotian's script of "pretending to be slapped in the face" was given to the timid and soft little cutie. The little cutie read her second line to Daddy and said she wanted to leave, but was held down by the possessive daddy for a night of "love education".
The coquettish bitch's task of "finding ten high-quality men" was mistakenly sent to the Qing Leng Immortal Lord, causing the Immortal Lord to be blocked in the corner by his powerful and capable Demon Lord. The Demon Lord overturned the vinegar vat and almost penetrated the three thousand worlds.
What's even more outrageous is that he kicked Long Aotian into the arms of his father's boyfriend and pretended to be a green tea bagger. From then on, he was forced to take the 985 test every day, and he was so depressed that he wanted to go to heaven where he was.
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Report a little bit..."
Then Qiao Zhouzhou was carried into the main god space.
Sitting on the cold throne was the most untouchable man in the entire Three Thousand Worlds.
There was no expression on the man's handsome face, his thin lips parted slightly, and his voice was as cold as ice: "002, how many times this month? You gave the Immortal Lord a Neptune mission, made the Demon Lord jealous, stuffed Long Aotian's script into a crying bag, and created a Long Aotian who was forced to take the 985 test... Do you want to tear down the family?"
Qiao Zhouzhou's legs felt weak and he was about to say that I knew I was wrong.
The next second, the world was spinning, and he was pressed directly on the main god's lap, in an extremely humiliating posture.
"Crack!"
"Ouch—Lord God, are you a devil!"
"Crack!"
"Wow, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it again!"
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The Lord God said that the punishment would continue the next day.
Qiao Zhouzhou groaned and clutched his butt as he went to the main temple again, when he saw the main god explode with his own eyes.
Literally fried!
Shattered into pieces! ! !
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Oh no!!!"
It's over and I'm going to be unemployed qwq.
The fact that the Lord God exploded cannot be spread out and let other disciples know.
So Qiao Zhouzhou found his good friend No. 006 Tongzi. 006 Was a very smart Tongzi with profound knowledge. 006 Told Qiao Zhouzhou that in the case of the Lord God, you can only go to the three thousand worlds to find the fragments and put him back together.
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Ah?" Me?
I am the system!
006 Was silent for a moment: "Actually, you might as well not be."
Qiao Zhouzhou: "?"
The next second, Qiao Zhouzhou was kicked into the Three Thousand Worlds.
Then something sounded in his ears: "Hello, I am your exclusive system, you can call me 006."
Edible guide: 1. Cookies with no logic, the attacker in each world is the same person.
2. Idiots accept it, they won't become stronger, and they can't accept entering qwq cautiously.
Conception:…
