After Going Crazy and Confessing to Being Cold to My Boss

Full text finished! Advance collection of "My Boss is a Dog", please collect it, the copy is at the bottom 333 As a secretary, Chen Yuqing has a very annoying boss who is sharp-tongued, picky, cold, and deserves a beating. Even though he has a handsome face, when he is being bossed around, he still really wants Chen Yuqing to blow him up with one punch. One day, Chen Yuqing saw a post—— [After going crazy and confessing my love to my boss, my picky boss gave me a salary increase] It tells the story of a social animal who worked hard but was ridiculed by his boss. He went crazy and confessed to his boss. After being frightened, the boss actually softened his mind and gave him a salary increase. Chen Yuqing, who had never thought that he could be like this, was confused, puzzled, and disgusted with the cold, so he followed the instructions. With the thought of disgusting the other party, Chen Yuqing, who was ridiculed again after a drinking party, went crazy and hugged his boss, pretending to be in love and crying—— "Mr. Sheng, I really like you wuwuwu..." "Oh, oh, oh, if it wasn't because I like you, I wouldn't be reluctant to leave after being scolded by you for four years." "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu——!" The boss who suddenly encountered his secretary's crazy confession froze, helpless, shocked, and torn apart. The boss gritted his teeth and said, "You're drunk." Chen Yuqing shouted: "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk!!" He refused to listen, and intensified his attack on the other party with quotations. The next day, when facing his boss who looked bad, had dark circles under his eyes, and was obviously not sleeping well, Chen Yuqing was personable and calm: "I'm drunk." * Chen Yuqing thought Sheng Qin would settle accounts with him, but the other party didn't say anything. Not only did she not say anything, she often looked at him with a complicated look, and she stopped criticizing and sarcastic. When she saw him coming in with coffee, she would cough lightly and say, "Leave it there." That's a good attitude. Chen Yuqing was overjoyed. It turned out that this trick really worked! The working environment improved, and Chen Yuqing was so happy that he didn't care about his previous madness. It didn't matter anyway, until he found that his boss was getting more and more strange. The boss who always only talked about work and no nonsense would suddenly say something else to him for some reason. His voice was as cold as ever, but the content was strange. For example: "I will rest at home tomorrow. I have a cold." "I'm going on a business trip next Wednesday and passing by Haishi. I heard the scenery is pretty good." "Someone is coming to the house, so I can't get away. Don't worry if the company doesn't see me." Chen Yuqing responded uniformly: "Okay, Mr. Sheng." But I couldn't help but beep in my heart—— It's none of my business if you take a break, I still have to go to work! It's like you're on a business trip and don't want to call me out! Who is so worried about you? It would be better if you didn't come! While he was complaining, he still couldn't resist doubts and wrote a post about his experience to ask netizens. The comment with the highest number of likes in the post—— [He has already started to report your itinerary, and you are still in Makabaka] Chen Yuqing:? * One day, Sheng Qin went to his secretary's house and recalled the sweet words his secretary confessed that night, "Set your birthday plus 520 as the door password, and I will secretly love you in my heart every time you enter it." He felt slightly moved. He pursed his lips and carefully entered the numbers one by one, but the result showed that the password was wrong. Sheng Qin:? [Sweetheart complains about secretary's sect & poisonous tongue, cold but innocent self-guided strategy for CEO] ps: 1. Nian Shou with the feeling of being under the year & Nian Xia Gong with the feeling of being up 2. Imaginary background of same-sex marriageability 3. The overall style is more daily, light and funny, logical, and don't pay attention to details. ——————This is the dividing line for advance collection—————— Copywriting of "My Boss is a Dog": Tao Mingxi joined a well-known company and became an assistant to the president. When I got to work, I discovered that the CEO had a lot of troubles. On the first day, he accidentally called his boss by the wrong last name, which made the atmosphere awkward and silent. After commenting to the other party, "How did the illiterate people get hired?", The other party found fault with him every day after that. Tao Mingxi feels like he is in jail every day when he goes to work, but the salary is too high. He gritted his teeth and endured it. When he came home from working overtime until late at night, Tao Mingxi accidentally picked up an injured dog. He couldn't bear the dog being cold on the roadside, so he took it back, treated the wound, washed and cleaned it, and found that it was actually a long-haired German shepherd. The German Shepherd is majestic and handsome, with smooth dark brown hair. When squatting, his posture is relaxed but full of strength, and his pointed ears stand up alertly. It was that stern and scrutinizing look that always made Tao Mingxi involuntarily think of his immediate boss, and then think of the other party's difficulty in serving him, which made him angry for no reason. However, in an instant, Tao Mingxi calmed down again and patted his face. It's an illusion. How could my immediate boss be a dog :)? The found dog was suspected to be lost, but after searching for a long time, the owner could not be found. He had no choice but to raise the dog first. Although this German shepherd is also difficult to take care of, it doesn't matter. Dogs are man's best friends. They can tolerate a little furry and cute little temper. As time went by, Tao Mingxi and the dog became more and more affectionate. When he's happy, he'll waltz with the dog. It's so annoying to have a boss who relies on his dog when he's unhappy. I really want to stuff him in the toilet and flush him down the toilet. Every day before going to work, he would give the dog a slap in the face with a smile and say sweetly: "Baby, daddy has to go to work, so be good at home today!" With her dog by her side, Tao Mingxi feels much better while working. * Tao Mingxi feels that his boss has become more and more strange recently. Outside of official business, the other party would often look at him secretly with a look that he couldn't figure out. When he noticed it, he would take it back as if nothing had happened. As soon as he stretched out his hand, his boss's face came into his palm. When choosing snacks for the family dog, his boss suddenly interrupted and told him that this one was not delicious and that he should change it to another one. He also suggested that he buy more. Tao Mingxi thought it was strange, but didn't think much about it, thinking that his boss also had pets at home. Until one day, he forgot to take something away from work and hurried back. When he opened the door, he saw that his boss Qiu Gu was wearing a suit and tie with a pair of furry pointed ears and a powerful tail that he had ravaged countless times. He even wears a dog tag he customized for his German Shepherd around his neck. Their eyes met, and both of them froze. Tao Mingxi's pupils were shaking. The dog boss I scolded countless times is actually a dog? ? [Calm but vindictive dog training assistant with perfect score, Shou & tough-tongued but sweet dog CEO Gong] Intention: Only by not being arrogant or impetuous can you go further.