Because of the Theory of Lifespan, He Became a God.

Song Jingguang had lived for 20,000 years, but he never expected that he would be touched by a wolf in the center of the city. The other party left a child behind and disappeared without looking back. Song Jingguang:? Okay, okay, let's play like this... I originally planned to find the child's biological parents and send him back. It is indeed not difficult for the gods to find someone. But looking at the traces of abuse all over Brother Kid's body, Song Jingguang gritted his teeth: Isn't he just a human being? ! Raised! —— Watching the kid brother look at me more and more deeply Song Jingguang: It's over, it's over, it's a disaster for others, God, please don't strike me with lightning! Song Jingguang, who didn't want to delay his youth, took out his "lifespan theory" and quietly rejected it. Brother Kid: They say you can't be 20 years older, but you can be 20,000 years older. Song Jingguang:? ? Who! Who said that! Who is backstabbing me! ! ? Song Jingguang again used the excuse "If you don't have love, don't be too envious, don't QQ", this time the other party seemed to have really given up. To be honest, Song Jingguang felt a little uncomfortable —— An accident caused the boy to disappear from Song Jingguang's life forever. Gods who were used to seeing separation and death would be sad. Song Jingguang ate and waited for death every day, waiting for the day when he would become an immortal. Unexpectedly, he didn't expect to become an immortal, but the wait came—— Brother Xiaozi made a brilliant appearance: "Brother Jingguang, I have become a god!" Song Jingguang:? No? Are you serious... Ah 6 —— That year, he was picked up by Song Jingguang by accident. When he opened his eyes and saw him for the first time, he secretly swore in his heart that he would stand by this person's side for the rest of his life. It turns out he really did. Song Jingguang is completely different from the gods he knows. He has no profound righteousness in his heart and does not care about the common people. He spends half an hour every day thinking about "what takeout to order today". He also likes drinking and is a little angry when he wakes up. Sometimes he talks cheaply and is particularly disgusted with stupid people. People who don't know will not associate him with the gods who are high in the Nine Heavens. He thinks this is good, so that Song Jingguang becomes his own god. Until he met Song Jingguang's fairy friends one after another at Song Jingguang's home:? Why are all you gods so stupid? This world is going to end... It is also such a group of unconventional people who time and time again take on the script of saving the world. —— A super alcoholic who is strong and unknowingly attacked by an X health guru's growing loyal dog This book is also known as: "Who is the father of whom", "You gods are all so free, right", "The Years Song Jingguang skipped work and went whoring for free", "My Little Lover, Me and My Grudge Friend" —— Note: 1. I'm a novice at writing, just write whatever you want, accept suggestions, and make progress together. 2. There are many private settings. The world view comes from your own OC settings. If you don't have a prototype, please don't make fun of it. 3. Zhenzhen group portrait article, with many emotional lines 4. All characters are biological children. If you don't like to cross, please don't attack. 5. There is no connotation, sweet writing, no foreshadowing, and the rejection of the Riddler starts with you and me. Don't mess with me. If you mess with me, you are messing with Cotton. You are messing with the most annoying person in the world. Mission: The future belongs to us