
My Ex-Boyfriend Just Doesn't Believe I'm Still Alive
前男友就是不信我还活着
by Bai Yuncai (白云财)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 127k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 21d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The follow-up article "Dear, do you need a caller?" The copy is at the bottom Just as he was about to graduate from college and find a job working 9 to 5 with two weekends off, Yu Xiaoyan went out and ran into some bad luck, such as that of a large freight truck. Yu Xiaoyan lost consciousness on the spot. When he opened his eyes again, Yu Xiaoyan found that he had become an earthbound spirit. Forget it, but why should he be trapped in the body of his ex-boyfriend Gu Shengyan, who shared the five senses while other spirits were trapped at the place of death. Yu Xiaoyan: Bad luck! Yu Xiaoyan was forced to become a spectator. Gu Shengyan did experiments, he watched, Gu Shengyan wrote reports, he watched, Gu Shengyan washed... Ahem, he also watched. Forget it, but Gu Shengyan's life schedule was too poor, and Yu Xiaoyan had to suffer too. Finally, when he couldn't bear it any more, Yu Xiaoyan spoke up. He wanted to scare the other party, but Gu Shengyan was surprisingly calm, and he just watched psychology all night. The next day, Gu Shengyan had bruises under his eyes, his voice was hoarse, but there was a smile on his lips, "Do you have a split personality..." Yu Xiaoyan: "... Ah?" After getting along with each other in a friendly and united manner, Yu Xiaoyan concluded that Gu Shengyan was mentally ill. Although Gu Shengyan agreed to let him play with her body occasionally, Yu Xiaoyan decided to run away as soon as possible. Finally one day, when Gu Shengyan was doing an experiment, Yu Xiaoyan struggled out completely. Before Yu Xiaoyan could be happy, a burst of suction came and he was sucked into the body of the person next to him. Through the body of Junior Brother Gu Shengyan, Yu Xiaoyan and Gu Shengyan looked at each other "affectionately". He saw Gu Shengyan's pupils shrinking suddenly and his thin lips trembling, as if he saw something terrifying. The next second, Gu Shengyan fell to the ground in front of his eyes. Yu Xiaoyan: "!?" Wow, blackmail! ? —————— Gu Shengyan clearly knew that he was sick, and he also knew that being attached to his secondary personality was drinking doves to quench his thirst. But the smiles and frowns of 'Yu Xiaoyan' in his mind overlapped infinitely with those of the deceased, making it almost impossible for him to distinguish between reality and reality. He closed his eyes and allowed himself to sink. Gu Shengyan numbed his brain with busy research. He squeezed out time so that he had no energy to study further. Until a certain experiment, when Gu Shengyan picked up a cup to drink, he suddenly heard something strange. He subconsciously turned around and saw very clearly that his junior brother's face turned into Yu Xiaoyan's. The blood rushed straight to his brain. Gu Shengyan's eyes turned black, but he stubbornly kept his eyes open. Before he fell into coma, Gu Shengyan had only one thought left in his mind. There is probably no cure for him. When he woke up again, Gu Shengyan found that his illness had progressed to a new level. People around him would look like Yu Xiaoyan from time to time, and their behaviors were very similar to Yu Xiaoyan's. Gu Shengyan tried to insinuate others, but the results were normal. Nothing unusual—— Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of 'Yu Xiaoyan' with an innocent face next to him, and Gu Shengyan's temples ached with pain. He's probably not sick, he's crazy. —————— Small theater: Yu Xiaoyan later realized that whoever he possessed would turn into his face in Gu Shengyan's eyes, and the person possessed by him would soon have bad luck. Yu Xiaoyan was shocked, Yu Xiaoyan was thinking, and Yu Xiaoyan was excited. It happened that Gu Shengyan's birthday was celebrated, and his classmates came to send blessings. Yu Xiaoyan took advantage of them to talk to each other. So—— 'Yu Xiaoyan' No. 1: Senior brother, happy birthday. 'Yu Xiaoyan' No. 2: Senior brother, happy birthday. 'Yu Xiaoyan' No. 3: Senior brother... … Gu Shengyan suppressed the twitching of his face: "Thank you... Thank you..." Yu Xiaoyan laughed so hard that he looked around. *Double c, HE, feeling will have a body. *Breakup is a misunderstanding, there will be an explanation, both physical and mental. *The text has been changed Continuation of the article "Dear, do you need a caller?" Jiang is dissatisfied that he is a gangster, or a gangster in an infinite world. While others clear levels and upgrade equipment, he begs for food on the streets and has no job. With good luck, Jiang was dissatisfied with the bug and entered the book for others. After clearing the level, he got three melons and two dates, which made him hungry and full. He was already in such a miserable state, and the broken dungeon was still targeting him, arranging some monsters that exceeded the standard for him every time. Forget it, the most intolerable thing is that everyone has the same breakfast, but he is missing two buns and only has a cup of soy milk. Jiang is dissatisfied: Hetui is a stingy copy. He wants to put a dollar in his butt and use it as a bicycle. Entering the game again, a ridiculously strong guy jumped out and followed him all the way. He stood out among a group of pig teammates. Jiang Mansheng, whose pressure was greatly relieved, breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he could take a vacation this time, but at the last moment, this girl stabbed him through the heart. Jiang was dissatisfied when the protected copy popped up: "Fuck" After working for a long time, I didn't get a penny. ———— Qi Weiming, one of the ghost controllers, one day, suddenly found that several books had been fined. Each fine was half a month's salary. The reason was still the same: Someone passed customs illegally. Qi Weiming immediately sent his men to investigate, but they all failed. In desperation, he had no choice but to do it himself, giving the violators a painful lesson. He thought that the other party would stop there, but within a few days, he received a new fine. An entire copy was burned and he was fined half a year's salary. Qi Weiming: "..." Very good, great. ———— After doing the bad thing, Jiang was unhappy and left calmly. Then, in the next instance, he bumped into the traitor again. The enemies were extremely jealous when they met each other. One person and one ghost turned the copy upside down. Seeing that the money was about to fly away again, Jiang Mansheng hurriedly called a stop. Jiang was dissatisfied: "I didn't offend you, why are you biting me and not letting me go?" Qi Weiming: "I lost all my salary for the past year on you." Jiang was dissatisfied: "?" After finally figuring out what was going on, Jiang Manman turned his head and clapped his hands, "Why don't you become a player? Not only can you watch me, but you can also get a reward for completing the game. I have experience as a hacker, and I will teach you how to catch bugs." Qi Weiming: "?" Is this ridiculous? But... It doesn't seem impossible. Small theater: Jiang Manman looked at the ruined house, raised his hand and prayed to Weiming: "You did it, I will deduct your money." Qi Weiming sneered: "You blew up the well first." Jiang was dissatisfied: "Then I will give you nine, and no more." Qi Weiming: "You stole my breakfast, sold my props, and gave me three oil bottles. Now you have the nerve to ask me for money!?" Jiang was dissatisfied: "Fart! It was you who acted without authorization first." Qi Weiming: "When did I say I wanted to listen to you?" The two had a heated argument, and the female ghost who emerged from the side was completely ignored. She opened her bloody eyes and said gloomily: "My legs..." Jiang Manman and Qi Weiming glared at each other and said in unison: "Shut up!" Female ghost: Woo hoo hoo. Due to multiple violations, Jiang Mansheng and Qi Weiming were both punished. They were thrown into a small room, the kind where they could not get out unless they were in close contact with each other. Jiang Manman moved to Qi Weiming's side, the tips of his ears turning red: "Um... I'm going to wrong you." Qi Weiming's face was expressionless, but his hands hanging by his sides were clenched. Jiang Manman cleared his throat and said shyly, "Open your mouth." Qi Weiming's lips twitched and opened slightly. The next second, Jiang Manchuan thrust his hand in with lightning speed. Qi Weiming: "yue——" "Harm, please bear with me. I originally wanted to plug my nostrils because I was afraid that the distance was not enough." Jiang Manchu said coyly: "After all, mine is not that short." Qi Weiming, who understood instantly: "... Don't expect me to give you any money this time." "Ah!?" Jiang was dissatisfied with his ability to bend and stretch, "I'm short, I'm not good at being short!" *Pray for the unknown attack, pure male ghost attack (bushi *Double C, 1V1, HE, main love line *The copy has been archived Concept: Everyone has their own strengths
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